Forgot to scrub the name, but I think everyone knows it anyway...

yeah everybody knows anyway

damn....

At least he has something to Jack off on. Unlike you.

Nice try there Junior. Maybe try that in the elementary school section. Ask your mommy first though.

At least my mother didn’t leave me in the dumpster

Your mother flew away with the rest of the storks, after dropping you down the chimney.

👍 dude, you’re good. Yo mama smack down. Ready? GO!

Your mom only wanted a backrub and you're dad just wanted a blow job...but here ya are anyway.

You’re such a loser, the only thing you won is your mother’s love. And you didn’t even get first place.

You're mom's like Chik-Fil-e...got a line out here bedroom door a mile long and serves everyone within 10 minutes...or it's free.

You’re so weak that the only thing that you can lift is my self esteem.

I guess you're saying that you have little self-esteem, not surprising since your mom had to tie porkchops around your neck to get the pets to play with you.

You’re so hated the only time anyone missed you was when they were throwing rotten tomatoes

They call yo mama "Carpenter's delight"...flat as board and easy to nail.

If you disappeared...no one would miss you. Your momma would just shit out another turd and call it by your name.

Ok. If you’re gonna talk to yourself, do it in your head. Or else, people are gonna think you’re crazy.

damn this showdown entertaining

imagine LOOKING UP yo mama jokes thats sad

Please tell your mom to stop calling me. I paid my dollar already.

You're mom's like a bag of chips...Free-to-lay.

Hey, what would you say if you got hit and it hurt, but the person kept hitting you?

Ever ask your mom why you look like the mail man?

Alright...I guess you're done.

Yeah, I can’t think of any more.

Ya did a fine job.

Thx fam!