Weenie Burger in a nutshell.

Blaze is mostly female

Shit

Weenie Burger:but she doesn’t wear clothes cuz she’s a beast and not a humanoid thing. *walks away*

*Shows the Human form*

How about now?

Weenie Burger:what what?!

Blaze: you absolute idiot

I dare you to Weenie burger

Shadow: 😱 I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that

Does WB even have a dick

No.

So he’s a perv for no reason?

Yep, he just wants to see Female OC’s bras and panties for NO reason at all.

That’s why my pet is geomageddon

Huh, Neat.

Weenie Burger:OH SHIT!

Alright puppy you know what to do
*Geo warps weenie burger out of existence*

Weenie Burgee:Aaaah!

*recovery center recovers Weenie burger*

Weenie Burger:I hate all of you.

*Geo does it again but permanent*

Can i make a weenie burger simulator

Uh, why?

It just came to me. So it would be a game where you play as weenie burger and try to sneak in people’s homes similar to the pantie raid, also if you’re caught you get your ass kicked

Oh..

Can i make it?

Actually, no.

Weenie Burger:*lifts Frozetta’s skirt* crap, shorts.

*Geo vores weenie burger and destroys all the recovery senters*

Mixmellow:*gulp* all the recovery centers... they’re all gone....

Stickdanny:*building a recovery center* what?

*Geo also vores stickdanny*

Stickdanny:AAAHH! *tries to escape*

Recovery Center:*recovers Weenie burger*
Weenie Burger:ow. *looks at the skirt* (WB’s mind:now how do I get rid of those shorts?)

*Geo just stomps on the center*
Geo: *Snarl*

Weenie Burger:shit! *shoots a laser beam at Geo*

Stickdanny:*finally gets out* AAAAHHH! *falls*

Geo:......
*It just eats the earth*

Yuanjian: thank you.

Every single elemental except Amber: ._.

Mixmellow:why aren’t you upset Amber?

Waverly: Because she's an idiot
Amber: SHUT IT WATER CHILD

Mixmellow:ouch, that’s gotta hurt.

Weenie Burger:*facepalms*

Waverly: ._.
Amber: Well, if you guys don't mind, I'm going to go bring Piper up that tree.
June: Don't. You. Dare.

Mixmellow:Piper?

Weenie Burger:*sighs*

Piper: Somebody said my name :3
Amber: Idiots
Sage: LOOK WHOS TALKING

Mixmellow:uh..

Weenie Burger:I’m just gonna leave *walks away*

Amber: But you're the only interesting person-er, sandwich- here

Weenie Burger:*stops* wait wha-

Mixmellow:uh oh..

*cinder is a baby dragon who is female*

Me: OH GOD NO HE DOESN"T NEED TO BE A PEDO NOW!!!

Weenie Burger:I don’t need to be a creep to little baby dragons. *looks at Esper’s underwear drawer in that window* but to the female OCs that wear clothes and such, oh it’s time to be creepy.

Fireball:GO***AMN IT I SAID I DONT WANNA KNOW THE COLOR OF ESEPR’S UNDER- NOT GONNA SAY IT!

Lit: *WHEEZE* That is VERY Reltable!

Stickdanny:definitely relatable.

Weenie Burger:*sneaks behind Lit without her knowing or sensing*

Lit: Like, He has no dick so whats the point? I mean, I would understand if he has one, but He doesnt! *she cracks up*

Stickdanny:I know right, he always like to see bras and panties for no reason *laughing*

Weenie Burger:*hears them and starts to wimper*

Lit: *looks at Him* Eh? Oh Hey Weenie. Whats the matter?

Weenie Burger:you guys making fun of me, THATS WHAT! *stomps away in anger*

Stickdanny:wow. at least he didn’t try to take your pants off again.

Lit: SUCK IT UP YOU BIG BABY!
Lust Cocoa: Why doesnt he just use the hotdog he has a dick?
Lit: I dont think it would be the same.

Stickdanny:*confused look* the hell?

Iceball:she has the v card now? I thought she lost it!

Weenie Burger:*hops on Lit’s window and goes in her room*

Lust Cocoa: I still havent found it...
Lit: Guess it's gone forever. *she grins*
Lust Cocoa: ... Wait a second. Lit, you were with me around the time I lost it.... DO you have my V card....?
Lit: *nervous laugh* No...?

Mucky: *eating popcorn* I’m enjoying this.

Fireball:you look sus Lit.

Lit: *takes out the card* FINE I DID! IM TRIED OF YOU USING MY PHONE FOR PORN! MAKE YOUR OWN GOD DAM ACCOUNT! IM BURNING THIS SHIT! *she sparks a flame in her paw*
Lust: NO!!!!!

Iceball:your welcome *eyerolls*

Fireball:he really beated the shit out of you good..

Stickdanny:thank god OC city opened a hospital. https://imgflip.com/i/4ga9wr

Fireball:you need something to cover your *clears throat* panties by any chance?

Lit: *Cough* Yeah.

Weenie Burger:NOO! *rips Lit’s clothes off leaving her in her bra and panties and throws her to the tree*

Fireball:wow.

Stickdanny:*blushing* o-o-ok...

Iceball:hopefully that’s just paper and not the actual one because *pulls out the actual v card and gives it to underlust* I found it near a tree.

Lit: ow-
*Cloudy dances along to some music*
Lust: MY V CARD!! *she grabs it*

Weenie Burger:*breathing* you messed with the wrong person! Now if you need me *turns around* I got Lit’s panties to get *walks away*

Stickdanny:*blushing even more while seeing Cloudy dancing in her panties*

Fireball:*walks to Lit* are you ok?

Iceball:your welcome.

Lit: Do I look like im ok?
*Underlust has her bra and shorts back* Underlust: IM FREE!
*she hugs Iceball in between her chest* Underlust: Thank you Thank you~!

Weenie Burger:*hears the v card and tackles lit* AAAHH! *takes the v card, gives its to lust and starts punching Lit* IT. YOUR. FAULT. THE OC CITY STR-*beep* CLUB. WAS. EMPTY!

Stickdanny:Woah calm down! *notices Cloudy walking around in her underwear and blushes* eh..

Cloudy: Dont mind me -w-
*Lit rips the card in half*