69 troopers

lol...

well at least im trooper 69 lmao
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and yet I have been waiting for a month...

I’m trooper 100

not as good, AS THE POWER OF THE 69!

And it doesn’t really matter what number you are so

do you know what 69 means? and i know it doesnt matter but still, 69.

My 62-ness will beat you

lol

lmao

Wrong

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lmaooooo.......niiiiccceeee

lol

yep

ye

yush!

yesh pls

lol....yesh

me toooo

sry i had to i wont get off topic again

yaaasss!!! me tooooo!!!

donuts are required

yaaaaaazzzz!!!

i cant go a week without donute ma'am your a trooper right if not i called you ma'am for no reason

lmao......I can't either...and no I am not a trooper but i'm friends with a lot of them so I kind of am...lolz....but its cool

oof i called you ma'am for no reason Lol

sall good...i dont mind...makes me feel like i have more authority than i really do which is always nice...

authority is good

lol...yep

52 follows ya got i think

Wow! yep...i guess i do! i dont even check my follower count that often and last time i had 47 followers....XD...geeze! welp! 52 followers....wow!

yup i luv following people

me to....i really only follow people im good friends with or close to though lol

i follow people when they make a good meme i likee

haha...nice

Lol

Congratulations!!!

Please. You’re like the 58th trooper. Plus, I just made someone “100”

And it’s me

What about the empty slots though...should I post the empty slots?

No. It’s easier to ask everyone to tell me their number and rank.

....

....

Meaning with Church

Also I am sorry about what happening right now...I should've did something...

Church? Nah. That was after you left on your time off. He just doesn’t really take time to understand concepts and what he is saying.

Isnt he gonna attack you specifically and kick you out of the Troopers?

Nah. He decided to drop the argument.

Oh okay...

Yeah, nothing really happened.

Good...
*arousing suspension

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN

ah shit i thought we had it all numerically ordered lmaoo

We do. Well, I try doing that. But, we have a trooper with “short term memory loss” so I tried making it easy for him to remember.

ok, but at least im trooper-69 tho lmao

Meh.

oof....lol...thats fun.....anyways....*yeets goat* *yeets pig* *yeets squid* *yeets combucha* *picks up lettuce cat.....* *prepares to yeet* *puts down...* no...no...not you...you dont deserve to die....BUT YOU DO! *turns around to look at smol zombie* *is grinning with evil in eyes* *yeets smol zombie* lmaoooo

speech +100

ikr!

Jesus Christ. Here, translate this: Te puedes cuajar porfavor!

Can you curdle please??? what the heck??? *confused face intesifies* *unholy screeching begins*

It means: “can you please shut up”

lol...no...😎😎😁

You callin my Spanish bullshit?

no.....I was just practicing my spanish.....lol....sorry...no offense intended

And, you’re unfollowed.

hey! I was just kidding! seriously! no need to get mad!

what? *confused screaming intensifies*

Translate it. But it wasn’t meant to you.

*confused screaming intensifies by 1000%

It means: “can you shut the f**k up”

wait, no it doesnt. it means can you curdle please. what language is it?

Did you pick Spanish? There’s another way to type it: te puedes callarte? Type that.

also tu espanol estas caca de toro

LOLZ....thats really funny...I have a friend whos avatar name is duckie and one time i thought her avatar name was f**ky because i read it wrong and i was like "wait...hold up...what the fuuuuuuuuuuu*k and then i read it over and realised it was duckie and i was like....whhhhaaaaaaaaattt???? oh....phew...LOL

lmao

lmaooooo...XDDDDD....bwahahahaha!!!! thats amazing!!!!! we love mistaking words for weird things am i right??? i do that all the time tho so dont feel to bad lol

yeah, also i was playing fortnite a couple of months ago, and i thought the emote ¨Cluck strut¨ said F U C K STRUT and i was like ¨hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right¨ and then i read it again and realized it said cluck strut

lol...its spanish and thats what it told me to

i know, for a second i thought it said can you cuddle please and i was like WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON?

ikr

*yeets you into the sun*