Furret my mind lol

furret is a cute boi

Yes

my furret was in ur mums sentret last nite

it felt good........

well, it still feels good. ur also having a sis in 9 months

ok that just brought back dark memories. Also wth

she sounded like a machine. and felt like one

I'm sorry what-

*shark tank intro* THE MASTURBATING MACHINEEEE

...that's um

Uhm

Heck this

WHENEVER IT HITS YOUR DICK IT GOES "doosh"

Sure

The cold ain't good for my lungs. F*** BREATHING ISSUES.

same

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

uh

Sorry

The weather has gotten to my head

now I'm half scared and half pissed at myself

Uh......

UHM.......

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

For hecks sake let's keep my mind pure

lol, i got detention for that one

Wh-

my vice principals head looks like waxed tiles

that's oddly specific

he's so bald i thought he was a walking marble

dang

rareinsults?

yes

I'm actually wheezing
and it's cold TvT

can u post it there? and oof

Furret is the best...
Thing to eat in an emergency

Ó~Ò

I murdered Bacon Bot...

You murdered wot?

Bacon Bot. The robot that can solve all problems.

Listen to Rhett and Link's song "Rub Some Bacon on It" You will understand...

Mabye I judge you too, Furret

Yes

Furret: *screeches*

Me: *https://m.soundcloud.com/kamakazi/ghost-leviathan-20*

Le Furret can rol into bol

Wut le hecc