y e y

Me: *stuffs pillow in chest and gets wig and girly accent*

*slapp*

Me: like, hello there I’m a certified gurl,, ugh boys are gross

G E N E R A L K E N O B I

Me: so, yaaaaaa can I like come in y’all?

nu

Me: damn it! I thought I could slap some females booty’s, don’t ask, it’s a hobby

w o t m 8

Me: ehhhhhhh, byeeeeeee *runs* *mind: I thought I would be kidnapped and Be a *cencorsed* *also mind: *insert dirty image here*

slapp.

Me: were did you slap me? *smirks*

lol wots that supposed to mean

😏

*insert nsfw image here*

😟

face. i slapped ur face.

Surrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wot m8

Me: were did you slap me

*wonders*

Me: glad I’m not kidnapped by a gang of girls *gulp* I said that out loud

*super wot m8*

Me: you can read minds?! *mind: I am doomed, so glad I am not kidnapped by a gang of physicotic females*

Helo

helo

Wut do me do now

tell girls i guess...

Oh oki
Is it like a sleepover

idk lol i just thought, hey, lets have a girls party.

Aighty then

Can we tell secrets lol

ikr!

How?

Owo

ikr! and he just ruined my life!

Bruh

wait wat

cool. i feel like covid has given us so much time with ourselves.

Yeah...

>:(

>:3 *leaves*

Hehe

y e y

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
THEY HATIN

ye