woah what are we supposed to do with THIS!?

For the insane ones!

bruh

Lol I have a lot of insane oc's XD

I don't. I think me by myself is insane enough.

The crazy side of me: CARROTS ARE FRUITS.

Me: Pffft. WHAT!?

Crazy me: POTATOES ARE REPTILES.

Me: Well this may turn out bad.

Insane me: Yes.

Me: Indeed

Crazy me:BOWLING BALLS SHOULDN'T BE CALLED BOWLING BALLS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BOWLS.

Me: That actually makes sense ngl.

Insane: pfft! You wanna go to Australia!? *makes a portal to Australia* Have fun

Crazy me:*jumps through*

Me:HERE WE GO AGAIN

Insane: XD

Me: Korea's better!

Crazy me:Oh wow look a snake

Me:*looks through the portal and sees the snake* C-close the portal. There's a freaking snake.

(it won't they're gonna leave)

JungKook: *says something in Korean to Jimin*

Jimin: *says that they have to go in Korean*

Me: *nods* *says bye in korean*

(oh ok)

Me:That was quick.

Crazy me:*trying to translate what they said* Uh......

Me: well, not my ENTIRE life...

Me:Oh

Crazy me:Dude we looked up to one person since we were five

Insane: SNAKE!? NOOO *closes the portal*

Me: I hate snakeu!!

Crazy me:*somehow kills the snake*

Me:*freaking out*

Me: Need me to translate?

Crazy me:Nah, I don't need to know what they said anyways.

Me:Jesus christ.

Insane: *makes another portal to Korea*

Me: OHHH MAAA GODDDDDDDDDDD

Crazy me:Where did the portal go? *teleports back into the room with the dead snake*

Me:Gross.

Me: -_-

Insane: Well, I'ma go explore Korea...

Crazy me:I'LL TELEPORT EVERYWHERE!!!

Me:Oh no you don't.

Insane: *pushes me into the portal before I see the snake*

Me: *runs off*

Insane: You guys coming or nah?

Me:Yeah I'm coming*

Crazy me:YeAh SUre

Insane: -ight

Me: *running*

Me:*yeets crazy me into the portal*

Crazy me:Ow, what the go***amn hell was that for?

Insane: *walks off*

Me: WAIT FOR MEEEE!! *follows*

Me: Now what

Crazy me:FOLLOW THEM!!!!

*We blend in almost perfectly with the crowds*

Insane: wow

Crazy me:*just walking like nobody is there

Me:Too crowded....

Me: Oooh. Well, obviously you won't be able to understand them, unless you know korean...

Crazy me:CHINESE IS CLOSE ENOUGH

Me:Uh, no it's not.

Me: *stops running* HOLY SHIIIITTTTTTTT!!

Insane: *jumps through* WHAT!?

Crazy me:I still have the snake!

Me:GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!

Insane: -_-

Me: XD

Crazy me: *climbs onto a rock* I AM SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE HERE.

Me:Get off.

Me: *shocked silence*

Insane: *confused*

Crazy me:It looks like a taipan but I'm not so sure.

Me:Oh god

Insane: *runs down an alleway*

Me: Shit...

Me:*hides somewhere because it's too crowded*

Crazy me:*doesn't notice anything wrong*

Insane: XD

Me: Get down

Crazy me: Nu

Me:*shoves crazy me off* THAT'S WHAT YOU F**KING GET

Me: NO ITS NOT!

*one of them looks at the 4 of them*

Insane: O_O

Me: *starts ranting on how chinese is not close to korean*

Crazy me:Well I don't give a f**k.

Insane: I'm better than all of you!!

Me: -_-

Crazy me:Potatoes are still reptiles!

Me:I swear to god if you keep saying that....

*7 figures are standing in front of me*
Me: *eyes grow wide**jaw drop*

Insane: *looks at them* *jaw drop*

Crazy me:Who are they

Me:I think I'll go now....

*the portal just goes to the other side of the room*
Insane: *laughs*

Crazy me:That was worth it though

Me:bruh

Insane: *stalcc*

Me: ...

Crazy me:Oh wait...*looks around for me*

Insane: *makes a portal*

Me: NU

Crazy me:wHaT tHE hELl

Me: where does that lead

Insane: I can make them lead wherever I want...

Crazy me:cool

Me: YoU DoN'T KnOw WhO ThEy ArE!?

Crazy me:We don't know if we've seen them before or not, we both have bad memory!

Me:*still standing there*

Insane: Jump in and find out

Crazy me:*jumps in*

Me:Oh lord

Me: Will yall shut up!?

Jimin: *says something in Korean*

Insane: *understands and nods*

Crazy me:I'M GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT

Me:You know you're just me but I don't control, right? SO GET SOME CONTROL.

Insane: Yee

Me: We should go to Korea!!

Crazy me:No we should go to Australia!

Me:HOLY SHIT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MEET THE SPIDERS THERE!?

Me: You're a disappointment if you can't tell who they are!!

*the figures are talking among each other in Korean*

Me: Oh it's the people you've looked up to your entire life

Me: *looks at Jimin and smiles*

Jimin: *smiles*

(I don't want it to turn into one of THOSE rps.)

Me:OH NO HERE WE GO AG-

Crazy me:You say that like, ten times a day, can you just shut up?

Me: F**king great...