Horror vs. Comedy: Who Wins? You Decide!

Uuuum... I'll say...
If Jason Voorhees can't talk, he can't tell the annoying orange to shut the F up, so Jason is out.
Pennywise will try to catch him with his deadlights, but the annoying orange is an orange, not a human, so it can't float and shut the F up, so Penny is out.
But Jigsaw just need to put a trap into the annoying orange's mouth, so it can shut the F up.
Jigsaw wins.

Try me.

Here's how I think it would go down:

1. They could just pick up the orange and eat him.
2. They could just pick up the orange, cut him up, and then eat him.
3. They could just squish the orange.

I mean, how would three horror movie characters loose against an orange with eyes and a mouth? They would be smart enough to do a least one of the three things I've listed above.

How about that?