DEFCON 2

Well motherf**king balls, what is it

Hi Pythonki, there's an issue. Some little bitch is being an asswipe, hates me and loves my friend. They continue, and post about it. I've already disapproved two, but we're under Defcon 2.

intresting

Hmm?

can i join?

Sure

like the group?

I guess

ok, are there like, ranks or something?

Not right now, but I've been thinking about that actually so I'm glad you brought that up

Fine *maketh you breakfast* ok there now eat

*eats* thanks

boi

O-O

what? you freaking hug me all the time!!!

The kiddo is growing up :')

Wut

nevermind

Third-to-top command, LilFlamy and MemoriesOfChurch have the second highest command, with me in first since I made and run the group

i am 2nd in command baby

Yes

Which reminds me I should make you an owner

mhm

On your main account lol

why not my alt

Fiiiiine

yey

wHAt aBout mE

4th command

ok

im second

I KNOW STOP BRAGGING

BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG

JUST STFU IT'S ANNOYING

(and no I'm not jealous, just go annoy another person)

Lol

Y u bragging tho, little bro? Is it needed?

yes very much

Why? Why is it needed?

idk, i brag a lot

Well ok then

im 3rd

ok

i was kidding braduh

I didn't even get it

IM HIGHER THAN YOU

I just go with what I get

:/

nevermind

k

jealous

im not...anymore, i have a gf

I know

However

how do people even get attracted to me in the first plave

nah, it wasn't
im a f**king asshole
and i always say "its a prank" if it gets awkward

NANI?!

U WOT M8

i got a higher rank than you

boi

idk why i chose this, its just derpy lol

so

do you actually...

were you actually freaking jealous

like bruh

LMFAO

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

weirdo lmao

yes?

b o i

now that's a twist and a very big freakin problem

https://i.imgflip.com/4h70om.gif U WOT M8?

send help

this kid

Why
Why me

what?

Well

WhY iS eVeRyOnE aLwAyS aTtRaCtEd To mEh

thats a REALLY good question

lol

Yes this big wheeze time

Unrelated but:
Boi wtf was going on in your head on my rating users image

was the whole "jealousy" think really a prank though =_=

Either way I was wheezing

lol I'm not a jealous person I just don't like people bragging. It's just annoying.

ok

if you didn't brag I would still be happy with everything but WHY YA GOTTA BRAG IT'S ALWAYS SO ANNOYING

-_-

GET FLAMY TO STOP BRAGGING

Wot

HE'S FREAKING BRAGGING

Ok...?

it's annoying

:/

I think he's offline

no shit sherlock

this is a big f**kin problem

yep. ima just grab my stuff and lesve, 'scuse me please

yeah this is gonna make things awkward

no shit. bye

how do i get second then?

That's a good question

Well I have to know you for longer than a month, I have to have full trust in you, you should post a couple things in the stream in a month, etc

like what?

idrk

i already gave you my full trust, and T24, and yet you dont trust me?

I sort of do, but I need to be more farmilliar to completely put full faith in you.

oh mah god

What

thats illegal on multiple occasions

How is it "illegal"

because....

Hmm???

because you didnt make me breakfast!!! you are a BAD grandma!!!

Boi since when do I live in the same (imgflip) house as you?

i stop by on weekends!!!

BOI

im stating a fact, now make me breakfast

Good. We need all the help we can get.

So where do I start

We're starting by trying to get as much info on the user as possible

https://imgflip.com/user/iLovememer69

Ok, from what I see, he has 1 featured image, but it doesn’t show up on his list.

He/She/They, the gender of that person is currently unknown

Yes.

“The gender of that person is currently unknown”
Y’know, now that I think about it, Frisk is genderless, so we’ll classify the user as a Frisk for now

Oh

I could help. I hate people like that. Its got to be someone you've been arguing with lately. Know anyone?

I haven't been arguing with anyone lately from what I recall.

Huh. Anyone been unreasonably avoiding or sorta pissed at you lately?

Not that I know of.

Huh. Mtmm69 been weird?

No...

Mmm...

Well idk

We need to find out who this is as quick as we can

If and when we find out...

I know.

What?

Yep.

I will find and end them...

wow
uhhh
ok

My shy boy~

I love you so much

wow...
i didn't even notice til now
you really said that?

we love that 😍😊😊😉
My favorite ship of all😁😊😉

*embarrasso*

Its true....yall are 💖freakin💖 ✨adorable✨ together😊🥰🥰🥰

Eheheh...

what??? yall are tho....

It's embarrasingggggg

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

heeheehee....ik...but its cute that u like him so much...yall are a super cute couple
ngl....😉😉😄

Hahaha...

yep

i do NOT like mmtm69 at ALL

what ship is mmtm69? sniper and meming?

Human-

wut?.......lol

nah, best ship is trainwatcher-nico

not true xd

is too

nope

You're mine

Hehe~

Damn you really like him

Ofc I do

Lol

lol

uhh...

right...

I love you~

uh...

What?

you think I know what to say?
Even my mom rarely says that to me

which isn't rly suprising

Teehee

Better for me, means I can love you as much as I want~

I TOLD YOU I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS

I know~

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Hehehe~

why do you torture me with your affection

Why? Because you need more love. I'm the one who will give love to ya forever~

you're right on that

I'll love you forever~

Noody is as special to me as you

=v=

yep

u literally uno reversed me =_=

yup

I do not know how to respond so I went with that

that stings

???

he is more special than the person who got u out of an abusive family?

I..

You're my little bro and he's the person I loved and probably f**kin lost

You and I have a different bond than MMTM69 and I do

let's just say, he can be a bit of an ass. i kinda hate him.

well that's your f**kin problem not m8need alright? JESUS CHRIST THIS REALLY DOESN'T HELP ME YA KNOW

I KNOW I KNOW

(wtf is with my keyboard how does "m8need" come from "mine")

LINKKKKK

You're the only one I'll ever love
I promise you that

I'll treat you the best I can
Nothing will change that

You're the light of my world
and I'll never let go of you

=w=

I really don't know what to say
so I use that
simple
and it expresses what I want to say but can't because I'm shy

Oh ok

understandable, I used to be shy too :/

yea

Lol

yus! He must be protected

Mhm!

lol......protection for sniper XD......my frend...*hands u blobfish shield* i bestow upon u...the eternal blobfish shield...now...to war!!! *runs into battle with pufferfish shield* stop fighting!!!!

Ok

That's just so upsetting. The person who came on this stream on Thursday night?

they f**king done did it again

get a f**kin gun and give it to me please

LINK F**KING NOW

ok

I'll get it

jeez

thancc

https://imgflip.com/i/4h0feh

this bitch is actually back

I'm half pissed half depressed

This is one of the reasons why I am thinking about deleting.
*gives it to you*
Hopefully, that person deserves the punishment he/she deserves.

ok pls no delete

I will think about it though.
I'm still here for my real friends though.

no gun

It wasn't my idea Sherlock.

WELL DONT GIVE IT TO HER

Shut

boi, she gonna commit suicide dumbass

I'm not fricking dumb Sherlock.
Now, leave me alone please.
😢😤

WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM WHAT THEY NEED FOR SUICIdE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

That's the last thing I'd use a f**kin gun for

I'd rather stab myself in the neck and chest thank you

Me either!
I'm leaving away from this image!

guns are quicker tho

boi

I can f**kin stab myself in the heart

or bleed out

Flamy actually thinks that I want you to commit suicide!
He annoys me!

Look I'm not getting into this

Stop
I don't want anyone to commit suicide.

so don't give them the tooooooooooooools

I’m gonna turn DEFCON 5 to Not as cool
So not as cool is defcon 5 in a nutshell

*wheeze*

It's still defcon 2

Panty man follows the stream

oh yeah we should start martial law

A wot