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K.S: Hades give me your-

Ezlo: he’s a guy

Can you sotp spamming these awesome funny memes

What the-

Nu....

O~o

OH SHIT!

Thomas: hot
Bugs: bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*the guards duck for cover, but thomas’ right hand man just stands next to the fire, roasting a marshmallow, completely calm*

*he just slams one of them with his tail.*

Turk: oh shit.

*they all start stabbing him with their spears as Thomas tries to flee*

Coco: welp.. *sniff* I don’t want to kill people right now but they always tell me that I kill when I need to.

*he just pulls out his giant wooden hammer and smashes one of the guards.*

*the guard is foaming at the mouth as his heart stops beating*

Turk: *trying not to look*

Leafy: why the hell didn’t you bring the popcorn.

*thomas is running*

Leafy: ayyy look at that lil bitch running.

Turk: uh-

Bugs: nerd?! Nerd?!!!!!!!!!!!
Thomas: I personally don’t find vore and being around gays to be intelligent thinys

Bloo: so I shouldn’t be around Santa?

Silver: GET THAT F**KING THING AWAY OR SO HELP ME.

Thomas: *cringes* you are clearly stupid so do as you wish, but you shall be hanged for it

Bloo: okay.

*he magically hangs himself yipee-*

Thomas: executioner!
???: yes m’lord
Thomas: seize them!
???:yes m’lord
*the executioner starts lumbering towards the group, arms outstretched*

Albin: how the fu-

*the executioner grabs albin and ties his hands behind his back*
Thomas: hahahaha

Albin: *growling*

Coco: oh no.

*the executioner starts leading albin to a hanging place*
Executioner(whispering to albin): sorry I have to do this. Sir thomas is cruel. I’m Chris by the way

Albin: okay then..

*the guards just start laughing, and Thomas is laughing the most*

Coco: bad time to laugh your apples out-

Bloo (as a ghost): you know you can still swear right?

Coco: oh... f**k.

*and then he starts turning into a giant dragon.*

Thomas: get him!
*the guards start beating him with their spears*
*meanwhile, Chris is dying from the spear wounds, but is still trying to help, so he is slowly limping towards thomas*

*he just roars and starts breathing fire.*

Coco: *scared af*

Thomas: hang him!
Chris: yes sir
*he ties a rope around albin’s neck*

Coco: *trying not to look*

Chris: go!
*he cuts the rope, releasing albin*
Chris: run!
*he is struck down by two guards with spears*

*he starts running.*

Coco: *following* wait for me!-

Thomas: get them!
*an army of guards surrounds them*

Coco: bananas! we’re both going to die!

One random guard: you’re time is up

*all of a sudden Albin just falls to the ground and yells in pain.*

Coco: 0__0

*thomas trips and falls flat on his face*

Albin: rrr...

Leafy: finally after trying to satisfy my sadistic side with horror movies I can finally see it happen in real life!

Turk: ..what!?

*thomas tries to get up again but trips*

*Albin just walks closer to Thomas.*

Leafy: ha- I’m joking I’m actually traumatized by horror movies.

Turk: same-

*thomas gets up and is running full speed away*

Ugandan Bloo: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Leafy: WHY DO YOU EXIST?

*thomas slides into a small crevice in the ground, but quickly hops back out, now in plain sight*

Leafy: bruh.

*thomas is looking around wildly for someone to hide*
Thomas: I can’t ruin my beautiful outfit

Leafy: beautiful? PFFFT-

Thomas: everyone likes me! I will never be defeated hahahaha. Now just put me down dumb dragon

*he just spits him out.*

Thomas: ha! Guards!
*all of the guards are dead but one, who just runs away*
Thomas: oh shi-

*he just smirks.*

Coco: *covering his eyes again* aaaa-

*thomas picks up a spear, but his Arms are shaking so much that he just drops it*

Leafy: Bruh.

*thomas passes out*

Albin: ...

*he’s still alive*

Leafy: bruh.

*he’s just laying on the ground, unconcious*

*Albin just spares him.*

*thomas wakes up, barely surviving*

Albin: .

*thomas is absolutely terrified*

Albin: *derp face*

Leafy: bruh- wait how many times have we said that?

*he summons up enough courage to pick up the spear and wield it*
Thomas: idiot

Leafy: bruh.

*thomas hits albin with the spear*

*he just roars.*

Thomas: hahaha I am too strong! I will never lose!

*Turk just commits Snipe Shot at Thomas.*

*thomas gets hit in the arm and drops the spear*
Thomas: ow ow ow
*hes bleeding everywhere*

Turk: bruh.

*thomas collapses to the ground*

Turk: /- - -\

Thomas: you spared me? Why?

*he just shrugs.*

Thomas: what the heck just happened?

Albin: let’s just say that I was about to kill you but decided not to.

Leafy: and you almost died by W A T E R .

Thomas: why are you guys being so nice to me?

Bloo: I don’t even know tbh-

Turk: probably because of... that? *pointing to Blooven shoving Bloovil into a trash can*

*thomas just shakes his head violently and then throws up blood*

*Bloo just calls in an Ambulance.*

Thomas: why is there a huge bandage on my shoulder? Also why do I remember seeing a dragon? And it wasn’t leafy

Albin: that dragon was me lol.

Thomas: ngh

*there was ambulance noises.*

Thomas: wait you tried to eat me?!

Albin: yep.

Thomas: what a fool

Leafy: - - __ - -

Thomas: what the hell man?

Albin: idk, sometimes I get out of control.

*thomas passes out*

*some random people pick him up and shove him inside the ambulance.*

*he wakes up in a hospital bed*

Bloo: *in a text-to-speech voice* hello.

Thomas: where am I?

Albin (who just turned back to normal): A hospital I guess.

Thomas: that’s your definition of out of control? Crazy dude

Albin: yeah, I know.

Thomas: how the hell did I survive?
*chuckles*

Bloo: idfk.

*he throws a rock at albin, because he’s an idiot*

Albin: -__-

*he looks deathly pale*

Bloo: you okay there?

*thomas tries to run again, but falls and smacks his head on a rock, knocking him unconcious*

*he just tries to eat him.*

Thomas: look at me. I’m a train wreck in a literal sense

*thomas sighs and looks at his bandaged shoulder*
Thomas: a minute later and I would’ve been dead

Bloo: eeyup.

Thomas: maybe I deserve to die

Sparky: bullshit, you don’t.

Thomas: hahaha pathetic-
*coughs up blood*

Bloo: hah I’m alive-

Thomas: stupid cat
*coughs up a ton of blood and looks extremely pale*

Bloo: bruh-

*thomas wakes up and starts freaking out*

Leafy: how did he wake up so fast-

Thomas: I can’t die! I’m too hot! Muahahaha

Leafy: if you were hot then you would’ve been on fire OOOOOOOOOOO-

*thomas is extremely wide eyed*
Thomas: ha you wouldn’t eat me! I’m too amazing

Albin: -__-

Leafy: amazingly terrible OOOOOOO-

Thomas: thank you. I don’t deserve this kindness...

Bloo: eh, you’re welcome.

Thomas: I guess I owe you guys an apology

Elder: it’s okay Thomas.

Thomas: thanks... who ultimately saved me?

Bloo: I‘m the one who called the ambulance soooo-

Thomas: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hairless cat and shirtless ugly thing
Bugs: *facepalm*

Bloo: I’m not a Sphynx cat, I’m a Chartreux... THIS is a Sphynx cat.

Albin: shirtless ugly thing I can’t-

Thomas; ew it’s the freak gang. My eyes will be ruined from staring at their hideousness

Bloo: UwU

Albin: oh my god.

Thomas: ugly hairless weird disgusting cat, other cat, weird shirtless ugly disgusting creature thing, and starfish. Thats the freak gang

Bloo: and you can join in!-

Albin: ayyy look at this old photo of Bloo.

Bloo: DISGUSTING.

Albin: THAT’S FOR SENDING THAT MONTHS OLD IMAGE OF ME DOING SHIT.

If bloo was originally female but is now male is he transgender?

His species is genderfluid.

Thomas: I want nothing to do with your nasty, peasant activities such as cross dressing and being dumb. I am too valuable to be tainted by such things

Bloo: oh you’re just too straight lol.

Lux: being dumb? Are you saying you’re a nerd?-

Sparky: shush-

Wave: *eats ice again*

Frost: well f u c k

Ice: what would you do if I ceased existing forever?

Wave: nothing

Ice: ok
*black nightmare deletes her existance forever*
(Not really just in this rp)

*G brings her back and bans Black Nightmare’s abilities to do anything in Melonren*

G: and she is back

*Ice respawns*

Ice: why does everyone enjoy torturing me?
*frigid is seen attacking a random city*
Ice: mommy’s not that bad. Is she?

G: your mom is shit

*Wave eats ice again*

*ice dodged and looks wave in the eye*
Ice: I will fight to not get eaten any more

wave: Yes

Ice: why is your ideal way of punishing this?

*Wave doesn’t budge*

*suddenly ice blasts out of his stomach like a piñata*
Ice: I will not bow down to your tyranny

*the hole regenerates and he becomes Water Vellumental*

Wave: in that form you might not

*a beam of light engulfs ice, as she transforms into a huge griffin, which lets out a mighty screech*

Wave: because

Ice: well I’m not going down

*Wave tries again and rips a leg off*

*she sits down*
Ice: I’m not gonna fight you wave

*Wave eats Ice*

Ice: mean... awful... beast!
*her eyes glow white*

Wave: hahahaha

*a huge burst of energy follows*

Wave: try me bitch

*He tries again*

*she flies up just in time*
Ice: I am a living being, not food
Bugs: technically the bunnies in your stomach are living beings but whatever

Wave: everyone says otherwise

Ice: who’s everyone?

Wave: my comrades

Ice: they’re also big meanies. Except the dark one. He’s cool. Also cactus, he doesn’t usually do anything

*Wave rips her wings off*

Ice: isn’t there something else you can eat? Or am I fancy dining?

*Wave tries to eat Ice again*

Sunstorm: *is recording it, he also has a new pet rabbit*

*ice dodges*
Ice: eating isn’t the solution

Wave: you are the closest thing

*Wave tries to eat her*

*ice barely escapes*
Ice: why specifically me)

Wave: I know it’s not, I’m starving

Ice: and living things are the only food source?

Wave: because your mom is a bitch

Ice: so you punish me?

Wave: *he tries again*

*dodges*

*Wave becomes his giant form (picture and it’s different from the titan form)

Wave: pussy

*ice slashes at wave with her talons*

*Wave goes back to his normal form*

Wave: we won’t see her again

*Sunstorm brings back Ice jokingly*

*Wave changes into his titan form (which is bigger than earth rn)*

Wave: weak

*he eats earth*

*she wasn’t on earth*
Ice: screech
*she starts glowing again*

*Wave eats ice*

Sunstorm: oooooooooo

Pet Bunny: o-o

Bugs: O-O

bruh same

What did he say-

Not important

Omg I’m offended how dare he say that to me-