DAD TALKS TO SON

SON: “DAD, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SOCIAL MEDIA CEASED TO EXIST?”; DAD:”WE’D GO OUTSIDE SON, AND WOULD KNOW NOTHING OF THE OBLIGARCHY’S PLOTS. AND I WOULDN’T SEE WOMAN’S RUNNING SHOE ADS IN MY NEWS FEED EVERYTIME YOUR MOTHER BORROWS MY CREDIT CARD.”