TRUMP HAS COVID-19...NO REALLY. WE'RE NOT LYING THIS TIME. I HOPE HE DIES! IF HE DOESN'T DIE, HE WAS FAKING IT; IF HE ISN'T FAKING IT, HE HAS A CURE THAT HE'S BEEN WITHHOLDING FROM US; IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A MAGIC CURE AND LIVES, IT WAS A FALSE POSITIVE, PROOF HIS TESTS ARE DEFECTIVE AND HE SHOULD BE IN PRISON
