The Food And Drinks Are Free (although tipping is optional)

*sobs on my own table*

Tea, just any tea.

Ok *gives you green tea*

*S I P S* PERFECTION, ANOTHER!

*hands you another cup of green tea*

* CHUGS * AS MENY AS YOU HAVE!

hello, is it open?

Yes

okey, emm... could i please get a black coffee? and also what type of cake do you have?

I got all kinds of cake

okey, may i please get a black coffee and a peice of carrot cake?

piece*

Enjoy! :D

ohh, thanks!!! tips $100

You're welcome

wow thanks, that was really nice, could i order a whisky please?

Sure *hands you whiskey*

thanks! *tips another $50*

Enjoy your whiskey

*sobbing*

*sips wine* Ah, that's better. I could use a second glass *sips more wine*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!! *hic*

*6 glasses of wine later* WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, *hic* WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!! *hic*