*takes a seat on top*

.

Boi

I did that once and it crashed my whole console

:/

want to play among us?

-_- bad timing.

When the moon hits your eye

Like a big pizza pie

That's amore

When an eel lunges out

And takes a bite of your snout

That's amore!

get it? Amore eel

haha

I said a funny

I can delete comments here ya know

oh dear lord that is a horrible idea lmao

yush

mk

yearp

oh dear god

And tomorrow's the full moon.

oooooh

Oh wait shit
That's not good for me

yerp

SHITTTTT

you're safe for now tho

Until tomorrow...

yeah

shit

we're both f**ked

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't want the fbi to show up and kill me or something

great so we're both werewolves

well f**k

fbi gonna kill us

(Maybe idk)

wait what?? todays the full moon! oh s**t! I just figured out yesterday that im a werewolf! F**K

ye

crud

ye

oh hekk...ok...they were having a party to celebrate the full moon but i missed it lol

me too

oof...im making another one tho

k when you're done give me the link or something

ok

ye

yup

tomorrow I'm just planning on going someone where there isn't any people.

Shit

I have to as well

F**K

let's see. *goes on google earth to find a forest*

lucky me I'm already in one. I just hope nobody comes near me...

Can I come with you? I don't like being alone sometimes.

I'm not even in your state-

bruh I don't know where you live

is it near texas

no

WHERE DO YOU F**KING LIVE

like, I stayed in Massachusetts is all I can say

what *drops flint and steel on tnt* nothing can go wrong here, right?

Ah f**k

what

That's gonna explode-

And that's a good thing

...

ok buddy

What else do you expect from me

True

But I'm a cat >:3

(jk)

And I'm a werewolf.

Wot

*looks at where whachamacallit is on google*

okay I guess I'll just sleep outside my house. Google earth crashed.(no joke it just did)

oof

holy sh!t I'm hungry again

it's been two seconds since I ate dinner