By WaterMelonIce; Clumsy bingo! Corner to hip; Stubbed toe; Phone dropped on face; Scooter
Ankle; Tripped over flat surface; Faceplant; Food in lap; Landed wrong on trampoline; Belly flop painfully; Large puddle on floor; Oofed over sidewalk; Free; Oofed in mud; Punched yourself on accident; Wake up with random bruises; Bang elbows on door frame; Fallen up the stairs; Wet floor oof; Set fire to kitchen somehow; Drop everything in the shower; Free; Free; Free; Free; Free