My Time Has Come

Hey, o finished talking to the wedding overlord, and she asked us what colors we want (Depends on the dress) , indoors or outdoors, and which stream were gonna put it in.

Well I like the color white with allll the pastel shades
And black but black is for a funeral

Yeah, and not to mentions it’s fall. Fall looks lovely outdoors. So, what are you gonna wear to the wedding?

(Uh hey your son cayde is sending dicks what should I do?)
I don't know anything I'm okaakakakkakakakakkakakakakakakaakak
Sorry I'm still recovering from the insta groupchat

In insta?

Yes

I don’t believe you.

i didnt send anything

=_=

what? I DIDNT

You did stop lyinnnngggg
You lie Tooo much

You diddididiiddiiddididididi
Stop lying

no u stop lying

U did so stop lying

you dont wanna war against me mother...

Is ill

no u lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No you lied

=_=
K then Bye
By dicks it's the dick emoji not this one 🍆 The other like the bump on your pants one
He spammed toooooooooooooooooooooooo many
But he's gone for now
He keeps on fighting with watermelonice about who's smarter
Soooooooo many things happened
Well if you don't believe me what else can I do =_=_=___=_=_=_=_=

I didn’t believe you at first, but the fact that cayde signed in and commented me, in a short few secs, really brings up my suspicion.

i DIDNT

Ok ok ok. Cool. Finished. Done. Next topic please.

You did

K, he's alert of everything I don't know how or why
And he literally keeps a watch on us

hehe, im a savage master at surviving

cool

stop LYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I ain't lyinnggngjjdjdjjj

Want a screenshot of what's happening

I’d rather not. Can we have a zoom or something? Do you use zoom?

uhhhhhhhhhhhh, nonono

You did
Don't lie
Y'know that you lieeeee tooooo f**king much

no i dont lie

Yeah you do lieeeee

No, my mom and my whole family will whoop the life outta me

Ok. No zooms.

I seriously can't

I didn’t even know there was a emoji for being horny.

Oof
Well I never knew until cayde showed me

So what color is your wedding dress gonna be? Pink? Purple? Very very light blue?

Yeah, veryyyyyy light blue
(Oh say congrats to your son cayde for being horny and finding a girl)

I am not gonna congratulate the horny part, but I will congratulate him on the lady.

Ooh, and can you show me it?

Inside or outside?

They aren't together they just like each other
She admits she loves usssssss

Well that’s nice to hear.

Well I spammed and my Instagram is very laggy
Just ask cayde
He probably will say that's a lie

Outside

Great!

She only talked to us for 4 hours but she loves us
She's watermelonice

I wish I had insta. But who cares. I don’t need it.

xD but why can't you have Insta?

It’s just not my thing. The bois would spam me with nudes. Yep, the bois are like that.

Who would spam you with nudes?
Btw your son cayde says his dick is big
While me and his crush thinks it's somle

ThE bOiS! (My friends)
So, the type of “best friends” we are is the type that would make fun of each other if we trip over something. Say, if I fall... he would laugh, call me a dumbass and we would get over it easily.

The chat turned into porn with no plot

Well the porn
Your son cayde cummed a lot
I was writing a fiction

NOOOOOOOO! Y doe?

I Donno
Basically my tongue hurts
Then cayde said my dick hurts
Then I said shit my tongue is bleeding what the f**k
Then cayde
I forgot but that's how it started
But ti ended

(O_O)

Btw cayde is gone from our family he's in a ship with our daughter ^ ^

Well, that’s some good news.

But we're still going to call each other mOm and sOn

I mean, I would still expect that to happen. As soon as someone leaves, they don’t just forget they had parents. So, yeah. Glad to know he didnt forget about us.

xD
Btw cayde does not live in Virginia I was lying I don't know where he loves

I didn’t even notice that comment XD

Really?
I thought I said that

You did?

I don't think so

WHAT, i thought you would be all sad

Not really.

why not?

It ain’t real life where they wont see you for months.

eh, its similar

Not really. It’ll be the same. The only difference I see is that he has a lady.

come on m8, also i'll be your step son if we get married, and f we dont, im joining back as her brother

Dude, it wouldn’t matter. You’re still my soon to be son. There you go. I would still care for you.

you dont care about me

Why do people believe I don’t care ‘bout you? Hell, what’d I tell you yesterday boy?

idk, i cant remember

Here. Reread this whole conversation.

y?

Are you talking about you reading the convo or why I think it’s not a big change?

the convo

Yeah. I care about you. The fact that I try and get you out of that has to say something.

you got a point there

I'm not sad just surprised

damnit, great

XD

i was hoping you were sad...

Oo....

because then i would know you would care about me...

I care about you...
Why would you think I don't

because you were 'surprised'

Ooooooof
Seems like one word can change a persons thinking
For example someone says jikook my mind is thinking about the ffs

jikook?

I'm not gonna explain

fine

Hey kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss your gf ig
Hehdjcjdndjdjfnfjsiiskdjdjf

i will

So when you gonna have sex with her

idk, soon, not today, cause i gtg

Oh welp-
Baiiiiii

So, YoU mAkE Pr0n sToRiEs?!?

No, I don't

You were writing a “fiction”?

Yeah, but in the chat
Btw I was was hacking my own account in Instagram and was tripping

how the fu-

XD
I don't know how I basically forgot

intresting

Now where's dAd

idk