If I kill you would I get an ender pearl

Ezlo: nope

Ezlo: I recommend you don’t

Would you, stay subscribed to pewdiepie or unsub and get 1000$

Ezlo: stay subbed because money is worthless to me currently

Zero: Good choice

Ezlo: I got adopted by two Eldritch gods for some reason

Zero: Um who are thoes

Ezlo: I’m not telling because of r e a s o n s

Zero: O K

DeLeLe WhOoP

what are your thoughts on the ender dragon?

Ezlo: I’m happy I killed it because it killed my family and brought me into a whole giant predicament

sorry to tell you this but-
someone brought it back-

*he just ignores it*

Ezlo: attack me to summon something dumb that will end you

Cloudy: no....... NO

what-

Ezlo: .............someone took that the wrong way and I don’t care about the ender dragon because I have worse problems

well, ezlo I wish you luck, and I have one more thing to say...

lookout for the white eyes, for the god of chaos, is watching and waiting to strike