What if i told you

What if I told you I’m trying to die 😁
Lol

Wait wdym?

Idk

Uh
Idk if you're old enough to know

Suicide

Ya

well that's not possible since I live on the third floor of an apartment

I’m at your door

*double checks door* nope

Now check under your bed i put the child there

jokes on you my bed is a bunk bed

Check your closet

jokes on you I have a nerf gun

Jokes on you i have a nerf knife

wot

WHAT IS A NERF KNIFE

A nerf knife is YOUR GREATEST FEAR!!!!

-_-

Wait i want you to do something go to my latest meme and just spam f

it said I was commenting too fast

Lol i followed you

oh ok

See ya later i have to got a a meeting....

I'm in the middle of one right now

Fr

Check your shower

I’m here you just dont know it

She’s in the basement with the 4 other children remember

*turns the doorknob* There's no-one there, ooh! another door! *opens that door* *finds lisa*

Now, where is marge???

Marge is drowning in the bathtub and i got to stop I’m ina class rn

*Saves marge* ok, who else needs to be saved?...

But what happened to the others?????

Bart is playing videogames.

Dad got some donuts but spider pig ate them all

How do I unlock the basement?

U turn the door nob....

Oh ok

But dont be scared i have a child

Lol could upvote all my memes me and my gf are having a race to 100k

alright... but you have way too much featured images...

or you can join the stream begging_for_upvotes and post memes there.

Well could u help out to?