Why the hell are you so cute

so you think he’s cute as well?

No I was gonna give you amnesia

what

I was gonna hit you with a chair

why

Because

BUT WHY

Loving yourself so much is basically being a narcissist.

The only narcissistic thing about me is liking frost, i actually hate myself

Oh.

But you’re so great and nice and everything. I don’t exactly love myself, but I don’t hate myself either

I CAN’T HELP IT, HE’S TOO CUTE-

S o ?

NO SELF SIMPING

We all do.

Yet I’m here simping over a cat dressed up as an Alien Wizard.

Bruh I am literally questioning my sexuality

Same

I mean I always thought I was straight but certain things make me think maybe I’m bi? Or pan? I really don’t know

Stickdanny:at least it wasn’t what Katrina or that person in that image wearing a swimsuit.
Weenie Burger:*bursts into a wall* is someone wearing a bi-*faints*

Æugh

Stickdanny:crap.

Fireball:at least Markus isn’t here to push me in or DUMP THAT DAMN BUCKET!

Mixmellow:jeez fireball, he probably stopped doing that.

katrina:Why does everyone have a problem with bikinis
Emerald:Not me, it’s just that i prefer 1 pieces

Stickdanny:*sighs* nobody has a problem, frozetta doesn’t like to wear a bikini.
Fireball:then why did she wear a crop top with a skirt with short shorts under it?
Stickdanny:WATCH IT BALL OF FIRE!
Fireball:whatever *checks if Markus isn’t around*

Becuase i do like some revealing outfits, just not all of them.

Fireball:*rolls eyes* ok whatever. *looks around*

Stickdanny:ouch..

markus is actually in that pool over there, with emerald.

Fireball:oh.... OH SH- *BEEEP*

He’s over pouring water on you though.
sometimes.

Fireball:i hope so. *walks away*

Stickdanny:*confused*

Albin: I don’t really care about clothes and I basically just wear anything.

*Pineapple forces Albin to dress like Olly*

Albin: wha..?

Pineapple: Come on in buddy!

*K.S appears and tries to-*

*Albin turns into a Cave Monster.*

Albin: n o .

Gold: 0__0

Hold on, what is frozetta wearing? I know what frost and katrina are wearing, but I've never seen any swimsuit like the one frozetta is wearing.

Probably something only she does

I'm assuming she's supposed to be wearing some sort of crop top.

yeah, a crop top swimsuit. they should exist because i’d rather war those than bikinis

So I just randomly looked them up and, apparently they do exist.

crop top swimsuits?

yep.

OH HELL YES-

I searched up Sexy Yoshi and I’m scared.

It kinda looks like he’s wearing a life jacket with no top under it lol

it’s supposed to be the water ride outfit from pokemon sun and moon

I know it just looks kinda like that

Is that why you simp over that trainer in the game?

i don’t know why i do, but it’s why i can’t wear the kommo-o breastplate anymore

My character ingame only has some of the kommo-o armor, because I’m too lazy to buy the rest

So yeah, for now on i’m gonna always choose the female trainer in the pokemon games

Imagine me drawing Walter with the kommo o outfit

mmmm maybe

I’m prob too lazy lol