Black spy look out!

Karen: *le gasp* RACISTS.

Marx:racists?
Pearl:who, us?

Black Spy:*gets an idea and acts like they beated him up*

Karen: YOU ARE ATTACKING A BLACK MAN SO HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT?

Magolor Bloo: who tf is that meerkat-

Marx Bloo: don’t question it..

Karen: AND YOU, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THE KKK.

Magolor Bloo: bitch what the hell did you call me?

Fireball:black man? Technically he’s white in black clothing and a black hat.

Pearl:we aren’t racist you animal!
Marx:*gets ready to shoot arrows at Karen*

Karen: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING A RIOT.

Magolor Bloo: ma’am, this is the f**king SWITCH WARS, of course there’s going to be riots.

Stickdanny:yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
*ghandi from clone high walks to them*
Ghandi:what is up everyone?!
Fireball:not the right time. There’s an easily offended person here

Karen: AND IS THAT A STEREOTYPE OF MAHATMA GHANDI?

*Magolor Bloo shoots Karen.*

Magolor Bloo: take that for trying to cancel Rick and Monty you slu-

*MORTY WTF-

Stickdanny:*stomps on Karen* and this is for trying to cancel Adult Swim in that order.
Ghandi:what’s her problem?
Fireball:she’s a Karen

Bloo: yep, you’re typical average homophobic angry Karen.

Magolor Bloo: Homophobic??

Bloo: yes, ironically she is homophobic.. also aren’t you those two clones of me who became bad guys for this series?

Marx Bloo: yes.

(*your, goddammit.)

Fireball:I thought those were from alternative universes

Magolor Bloo: technically we were one of the clones after Bloo went inside the Cloning Machine Dr. Woof made, but then we got turned into this.

*Ultimate Boi slowly reforms*
2 MINUTES LATER....
Ultimate Boi: Hey Marx!

Marx:HOW THE- *blasts ultimate boi into bits again*

*this dumb cycle keeps going for 6 hours and black spy escapes*
Ultimate Boi: Hey it's kirby!
Marx: KIRBY?!
Ultimate Boi: Gottem *punches Marx out of the galaxy, then leaves*

Marx:*goes back in and blasts ultimate boi until he’s dust* now where’s that spy?

Ultimate Boi: *reforms* NOW I'M MAD.
*Grabs Marx and tears him apart piece by piece by piece and shoves him into a volcano and then throws him in front of a train and then puts his remains in a steel metal box*
Ultimate Boi: Now for the rest of you....
*grabs Pearl and ties her up and shoves her in front of the police station and slices NBC N but can't find the rest of the team so then he goes to team eterna's lair*

Marx:REEEE.

NBC N:*goes back together like he’s a jigsaw puzzle and revived the others when he left* what’s that guy’s problem?

Agent: He's got anger issues but they're not as bad as Counter-Ultimate Boi.
NBC N: I thought you were dead!
Agent: Yet here I am....

Marx:*teleports out of metal box* jeez, this guy really is a nerv. Hey, where’s Pearl?

(Meanwhile)
Mcgruff:we will find that squid for ya.
Marina:thank you, that will be a-
*pearl was shoved in the police station*
Pearl:*struggles to move*
Mixmellow:we found her.

Back at the scene of the fight....
Agent: How did you get brought back Marx?

Marx:oh, just a group. Just a group.

Agent: I had a teleport device and I left when everyone was killing my agents

Marx:jeez Agent, you must’ve had a sad life.

Agent: They were all useless, I was the true mastermind.

He 100% deserved that