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*danger danger, cute little devil, danger danger* | FEEL FREE TO KIDNAP VALENTINE; JUST BE WARNED, SHE WON’T GO QUIETLY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
585 views 6 upvotes Made by JadeTheCrabHighPriest 5 years ago in Ask_blogs
422 Comments
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She is just a little kid, that knows how to defend herself
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Yeah
1 up, 5y,
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Olivier is kidnapping her, she kicked the guard in the place stole their gun shot at them then started running
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1 up, 5y,
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Yeah
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I did not expect that
1 up, 5y,
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She is an aggressive child
1 up, 5y,
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My brother: Pathetic.
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I mean what was she supposed to do, listen to her kidnappers
1 up, 5y
Idk what else she was supposed to do
1 up, 5y,
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🤷‍♀️
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Anyways I'm not messing with that kid
1 up, 5y,
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She is still just a kid
1 up, 5y,
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okay how old is she
1 up, 5y,
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8
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Well she's barely any younger than me
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:P
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yup
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You can always send someone to kidnap her
1 up, 5y
Ok let's try this

*teleports Fawty in*

Fawty:What the hell
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Valentine: *looks at them*
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Fawty:Who da hell are you
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Valentine: I could as the same for you
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Fawty:listen here, I asked you first. *holds up a gun*
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*she looks down*
Valentine: I’m valentine...
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Fawty:Okay since that's a stupid name I'll....uh......*starts thinking*

Me watching from a distace:This was a bad idea.
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*she kicks snow into their face kicks them in the “place” and grabs the gun*
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Fawty:I'm literally in a spacesuit.
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*she tries to run away*
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*hit's her head with a baseball bat* not today pal.
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*she falls to the ground*
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(whoops I forgot to put that Fawty did it lol)

Fawty: that was quick.
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(Oop, she is still a little kid)
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(apparently Fawty doesn't care)

Fawty: Now what the hell do I do with this kid
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*she lies in the snow unconscious*
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Fawty: I'll take her to the spaceship I guess. *does exactly that*

Me:*wonders how the hell they did that*
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(When she wakes up...)
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(well she'll wake up in in the passage between the vents on the ship)
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*she wakes up*
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Fawty: Oh you're awake. You're in the spaceship's vents, good luck getting out of here, we assembled locks onto the vent openings. Only me and blue have the keys.
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*she crawls through the vents away from him*
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Fawty:Okay, do whatever you want, the more damage you do to the ship the better.
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*she whimper/cries*
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Fawty:*doesn't give a sh!t*
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*she crawls to a vent opening and calls for help*
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Fawty:shut up.
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*She keeps calling for help*
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Fawty:*bonks her on the head with baseball bat again*
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*out cold*
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*out cold*
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Fawty: well that was easy
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Valentine: *out cold*
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Fawty:*reading a newspaper because yes*
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Valentine: Literally unconscious
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Fawty: ya know what f**k this *dumps water on her face in an attempt to wake her up*
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Valetine: *wakes up sputtering*
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Fawty: cool you're awake now
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Valentine: *punches Fawty*
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Fawty:in case you haven't noticed, I'm wearing a space suit, and you can't really punch open a space suit.
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Valentine: *attempts to run*
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Fawty: *grabs her* no you f**king don't*
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Valentine:*bites them*
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Fawty: dude....
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Valentine: *lets out a very loud cat sound*
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Fawty: Shut. Up.
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Valentine: *cat-screams even louder*
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Fawty: *puts flex tape on her mouth*
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Valentine: *tries to get the flex tape off*
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Fawty: that'll hurt.
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Valentine: *doesn't care*
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Fawty: *sigh*
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Valentine: *trying to get the tape off*
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Fawty: *ignores her and starts working on a gadget*
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Valentine: *still trying to get the tape off*
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Fawty: *keeps working on the gadget*
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Valentine: *inches away from Fawty*
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Fawty: *points the gadget at valentine and she gets stuck to the floor*
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