I Should Buy A Boat Cat

Helo

hello, i need to do a security interview with you

K

is that ok?

Yep.

ok, so why did you choose to join the troopers now, instead of a week ago?

The whole ms memer group thing, and JefferyStone5 trying to post in my streams.

ok, is there anything that has bothered you lately about joining?

Umm...

No?

ok, ok you're welcome

ah, but yo said 'ummm..' im hitting something...

have you had any connection with trolling or hacking?

I didn't understand why you would ask.

I was partially in the ms memer group thing, but I was proven innocent. (Which I very much was.)

partially...what was the other part then?

Partially associated with that, because I was online at the time.

How can you prove you are?

Because I was only a mod, I was tired, and I left about 30 minutes after it started. I would never in my life do something that disgusting.

and whats the other associated part?

There's not one

I was just sorta floating around when that happened

one last question...

do you know any single teenage girls on imgflip? im looking for a gf

Yeah I know some. But most of them don't want to be shipped ╮(╯▽╰)╭

lmfao, ok you sound clean, you may leave

Thancc

Fair enough.

(I’ll be supervising you, so I can give word to T04)

oh...ok

Hello

hello, i will be doing a security interview on you, is that ok? also T05 is watching, so answer honestly

That is fine with me

why did you choose to join the troopers now and not later?

Well, because now was the only time I tried to join well, the only time I remember.

hmm

answer, otherwise i take this as a threat to the troopers for avoiding a question

Dude I think they're afk

yes i know

Then how is that a threat?

Well? Answer. (The tables have turned)

Just answer the f***ing question it's not that hard.

I don't even have anything to answer, and it's not like I can read your mind

Because it's f***ing wrong dude. I have a damn bf, back off!

IT'S STILL WRONG EITHER WAY

Not from where I come from it ain't

ALL people are "real people".

No I would not like to be your mother please back off you've already caused enough drama. At this point I take this as harrassment. Continue if you would like my whole stream can see this~

I don't care, NOT MY PROBLEM. You've already caused enough drama, do you really want to cause more? This could start a war, just warning you.

Not just three. But if you would like I could bring my entire stream~

The MS_memer_group stream~

also, btw stop calling me 'dude' please, its getting on my nerves

How? How is it getting on your nerves?

stop trying to question me

Answer. Now.

F***ing shoot me idc

ANSWER. I'm running out of patience here.

Put the gun down.

Put. The. F**king. Gun. Down.