Katrina: oh hey! We have the same name!

Pineapple: Wave, What did you do-

Wave: the duck literally started worshipping me for no reason

Wawawooba: not worshiping, I serve you to put it quite simply

Wave: I was close

Pineapple: Duck is a dumbass tbh

Wawawooba: and you must be pineapple...

Pineapple: yep, or demonic fall guys

Wave: haha-

Pineapple: I know you retard that I’m edgy

Wawawooba: well hello then.

Galeem: y’all edgy

Pineapple: Blaze and Dharkon tie in the edgy contest

Wawawooba: personality wise yes, but blaze’s appearance (no offense) isn’t exactly edgy

Pineapple: the eldtritch form, the emoji part hides a mouth that drips black acid, it dripped onto a nyan cat and it dissolved

Wawawooba: the eldritch form is kinda edgy ngl. The always smiling emoji face...

Pineapple: I think she feeds off of fear-

Galeem: or any negative emotion for that matter

Wawawooba: might be, but for whatever reason I don’t feel fear or sadness or many emotions for that matter anymore...

Wave: so that explains the weird emoticon face yesterday in her dragon form

Terra: she feeds off of emotions, it’s true

Wawawooba: cool

*And there is Blaze with a weird ass emoticon face grabbing the duck*

Wawawooba: ah blaze, cmon stop, I’m with wave

*Blaze just vores the duck and teleports*

Wawawooba: go***mnit I work for your fricking boyfriend ok?

How tf did this turn into a whole on rp session

Dunno

Katrina:Oh yeah!

Katrina: the only thing is, we are completely different species lol

Katrina: for some reason frozetta stays away from me everytime i go swimming. Huh.

Katrina: weird

Frozetta:Bikinis are way too exposing.
Katrina:Ok?

Katrina: I mean, I don’t have those parts... and I mean yeah.... essentially I don’t wear clothes....
(This is her)

(I know)
Katrina:What’s funny is she likes revealing outfits
Frozetta:LIMITS EXIST

Katrina:Oh hey it’s you again!

Gold: oh!- h-hello?

Kobe: just a reminder that I was not the one who invented the No Pants Gang.

Katrina:Aww, you’re so cute!

Gold: 0//__//0

Reddy: OwO-

Sparky: NO REDDY NO.

Katrina:Back off, reddy.

Bloo: *pulls out this image*

Gold: WHAT THE F**K.

Katrina:What the f**k are they thinking

Pistol:*Dies from bleach and explodes*

Frozetta: WTF

Katrina: yeah...
Wawawooba: im a fricking duck
Katrina: bruh

*Bloo just snaps his fingers and Albin’s clothes gets removed, revealing a bra.*

Albin: WHAT THE F**K.

Bugs: ah crap my 13 year old eyes
*wawawooba was not even paying attention and was looking for bread*

Bloo: what? I don’t see anything down here.

Albin: *trying not to look*

*bugs is looking extremely pale*
(His skin is already white so it’s hard to tell)

German Duck: quack.

Wawawooba:quack quack quack yourself. I can talk boi

Bloo: you.. okay there?

Bugs: yeah just put your sk-skin back on

Albin: well, sometimes I lost control of myself soooo-

*lose

Bugs: thing is for the most part thomas has control over himself, he just does stupid things on purpose. I on the other hand am pretty much always rational

Frozetta:i’d wear them if they covered everything in the top section

Katrina: wait so if there was nothing in the bottom section?

Albin: -__-“

*bugs tosses him his clothes*
Bugs: here just put them back on

Coco: what’s the stupidest thing he’s ever done?

Bugs: he tried to eat a piece of wood to obtain strength and muscles

Bloo: WHAT-

Bugs: he’s a complete idiot don’t ask

*Bloo’s “new skin” becomes black again.*

Albin: w-were you shedding..?

Bugs: I thought only lizards, snakes, reptiles, so on did that. I mean mammals shed but not in one big sheet. You do have fur right?

German Duck: quack (NIEN.)

Wawawooba: Duck Duck Duckity Duck you can’t talk. Hahahahahhahaha you’ll be put in a pot. Excuse my terrible songwriting skills

Wawawooba: ah my eyes! And you’re a guy which makes it even weirder

*Bloo just pulls his skin like it’s rubber.*

Bloo: idek.

Bugs: weird. I have to get used to having fur and not having fur, because my animatronic form has fur but my human form obviously doesn’t

Albin: thank you.

*he does so.*

Bugs: phew my eyes are not aquatinted to such things

Bloo: oh.

Bugs: and also in my animatronic form I can’t get wet without blowing up, and in my human form I always take showers to stay clean. It’s tough sometimes...

Frozetta:They have to have the bottom part too

Katrina: oh I thought you meant you’d wear anything as long as it covers the whole top part. Phew

Frozetta:Yeah, why would i go around with nothing there? It’s worse than the current bikini model.

*Bloo is wearing that.*

Indeed

Sparky: eh, it’s kinda relatable.

Bugs: oh yeah you become a werewolf no thanks to thomas
*thomas is busy cuddling his train body pillow*
Thomas: who me?
Bugs: smh

Bloo: why can’t all clothes be gender neutral.

Bugs: they just aren’t. Plus you essentially stripped albin down to just underwear, so even without the bra it would be weird

Bloo: ever heard of Cross-Dressing?

Albin: oh my god..

Wawawooba: I’m 12 gosh dangit and I’m a duck. That honestly doesn’t really change anything
Bugs: oh boy bloo is wearing revealing clothes again

Sparky: I mean.. basically if I touch water or water touches me.. I will electrocute everything around me, that’s if I’m charged up.

Bugs: I see. I’m kinda sick of being somewhat helpless. I have barely any powers, meanwhile trainface over there can become the fricking moon

Wave: oh fu- hey... duck...

Pineapple: wut?

Wawawooba: oh hey master

Bloo: oh please, I can do THIS!

*Bloo removes their skin like it’s some sort of clothing, revealing a layer of white skin.*

Albin: OH MY GOD.

*bugs just throws up*

*Blaze coughs the duck up*

Blaze: I didn’t know, would you get some mortals for me tho?

Wawawooba: sure
*comes back with like 40 humans*
Wawawooba: they were all in a McDonald’s so here you are

Blaze: that’s exactly why, he also never listened to Oreo

Cloudy: I want to quit but Oreo won’t let me

Blaze: what now you retard

Cloudy: end-

Blaze: nope

Wawawooba: hahaha this guy is pathetic

Ezlo: I really hate the duck

Wawawooba: im just doing what I can to get by in life

*Ezlo brings the duck somewhere secluded*

Ezlo: this ain’t one of them

Wawawooba: ain’t one of what?

Ezlo: just because some people mistreated you doesn’t mean you get to do this

Wawawooba: what’s your alternative?

Ezlo: literally anything else

Wawawooba: nope

Ezlo: for the sake of everyone else, don’t

Wawawooba: I don’t care about everyone else

Ezlo: what you just said

wawawooba: I literally said I’m doing what I can to get by in life

Ezlo: well you should not be doing this

Wawawooba: im gonna do what I wanna do

Ezlo: why are you so retarded? Just tell me

Wawawooba: tell you what?!

Ezlo: YOU ARE A RETARD

Wawawooba: it’s not my fault that evolution gave ducks tiny brains

Ezlo: I’m not watching someone die painfully

Wawawooba: all these mortals have made me suffer

Ezlo: it’s only a tiny portion, some are good, you are being brainwashed

Wawawooba: I am making mine own decisions damnit

Ezlo: DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?

Wawawooba: very civil

Cloudy: I’m a lazy shit like most people on earth

Ezlo: can we not talk about how-

Cloudy: fine

Wawawooba: most people on earth started nuclear fall outs and burned down entire areas of land to build their dumb homes. Most people on earth don’t deserve existance

Cloudy: The OG trio committed Omnicide there, humans live underground now being lazy

Wawawooba: they always have been lazy and always will be

Cloudy: and here comes-

Blaze: nope

Cloudy: I should probably stop trying to guess what you were gonna say

Wawawooba: anyway who invited the weird flying goat?

Cloudy: e-

Blaze: I know Ezlo let you in

Wawawooba: *sighs*

Ezlo: he is my friend

Cloudy: yep

Wawawooba: whatever

*Blaze eats them all*

Blaze: why would a mortal even try doing shit that helps us

Wawawooba: I have lost faith in my fellow mortals

Blaze: huh

Wawawooba: long story

Blaze: tell me actually

Wawawooba; well all of the other ducks bullied me and kicked me out of their society, then I went to live with humans. They promptly started a nuclear warfare between themselves. I finally decided to live alone in a forest, mortals burned it down and I barely survived

Blaze: there are people that think this is sick, it’s not, but they do

Wawawooba; I think you’re doing everyone a favor, there are too many idiotic mortals then they know what to do with

Blaze: all mortals are dumb

Wawawooba: i’d Agree with you, but a select few have some intelligence. Ezlo for example.

Blaze: fair point

Wawawooba: I served a random conquerer for a while before he got killed by some dumb “heroes.” He was kinda dumb anyway though

Blaze: have you heard of the E gang, they keep trying to ‘stop’ us

Wawawooba: yeah I’ve heard about them. They’re a bunch of retards

Blaze: Ezlo used to be apart of that thing

Cloudy: why tf am I here, and why

Wawawooba: I betcha I know why he quit. I mean, I doubt anyone could keep there sanity after being around that cat for very long

Ezlo: at this point, I’m willing to

Wawawooba: you think I could win?

Ezlo: nope

Wawawooba: well seyonara
*he teleports awayi

*Ezlo tries looking for him*

Wawawooba: why do you care so much?

*Ezlo takes the Gun*

Ezlo: no

Wawawooba: why?!

Ezlo: don’t help them, please

Cloudy: are you ok?

Wawawooba: if I don’t help them, i’ll Go back to being bullied and abused and they’ll be after me

Ezlo: just back out right now

Wawawooba: they’ll track me down....

Ezlo: because

Wawawooba: but there’s no point in living

Ezlo: they won’t care

Wawawooba: they understand me, tolerate me, that’s all I’ve wanted for my whole life

Ezlo: fight me with that sword

Wawawooba: in case you haven’t noticed, I’m a duck, and I don’t wanna get on blaze’s bad side

Ezlo: I’m not letting you help them

Wawawooba: what are you gonna do tough guy?

Ezlo: they actually don’t even care about you

Wawawooba: they tolerate me. No one else has ever tolerated me before, not even you now, so why should I listen to you?

Ezlo: this *stabs the duck with his bedrock sword*

Wawawooba: ow
(I haven’t fully thought up his powers)
*he pulls the sword out of his back*

Ezlo: they will eventually turn on you

Wawawooba: the alternative is to just be abused and bullied my whole life? I don’t think so

Ezlo: it’s better to be alive than die to them

Wawawooba: maybe dying is better than suffering
*pulls out a gun and points at himself*
Wawawooba: goodbye cruel world...

Ezlo: everyone else is more important than just you

Wawawooba: I never wanted to do this. I was bullied and abused as a kid, I tried to move on, but everyone kicked me out wherever I went. They tried to burn down my home, and now I can’t back out from working for them without being killed

Ezlo: yes there is

Wawawooba: like what?

K.S: :)

Wawawooba: the frick do you want?

K.S: would you work for Galeem Kirby *snickers*

Wawawooba: probably not. For the most part I work for wave

*Wave comes in and slaps K.S into a portal*

Wave: never interact with him, ever

Wawawooba: I was trying to avoid interaction but he came over with that dumb look on his face, so I just told him to f**k off

Wave: just get me some mortals

Wawawooba: yes sir

K.S: *reappears* WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F**K-

*wawawooba comes back with a human, a wizard, and some random princess*

K.S: the location

Wawawooba: location of what?

*K.S shoves those ones in a portal*

K.S: no

Wawawooba: go***mnit you stupid bee

K.S: of ligma

Wawawooba: stfu I’m a minor and a duck

K.S: or Olly

Wawawooba: I don’t know where the hell your boyfriend is, I work for wave and the evil gods, not him

Ezlo: there just is

Wawawooba: I have no purpose

Ezlo: don’t give up bud

Wawawooba: there is nothing for me in this world...

Ezlo: yes there is, might as well just work for-

Cloudy: ...

Wawawooba: who?

Ezlo: the evil gods you idiot

Wawawooba: I had been working for them, but u said not to

Ezlo: just keep working for them *leaves*

Wawawooba: ok

Ezlo: you do