So first, you get a pan. Then, find some children. Bring them to your van, and offer them candy. When they stick out their hands, cut off their fingers. Now that you have fingers, butter up the pan. Pre heat to 350° and let it sit. After about five minutes put the fingers on. Let them fry for 10-30 minutes, depending on how cooked you liked things. When they're just right, take them off the pan. Put them on a plate, get some salt, season them up, and BOOM! Fingers made the correct way!
