Old English Rap

THOU DIDST WALKETH INTO THE FESTIVITIES, LIKE THOU WERT WALKING ONTO A BATEAU; THY CHAPEAU STRATEGICALLY DIPPED BELOW AN OCULUS, THY SCARF WAS ORANGE; THOU HADST AN OCULUS WITHIN THE MIRROR WHILE THOU DIDST WATCHETH THINE SELF GAVOTTE; AND ALL THE WENCHES DREAMED THAT THEY WOULD BE THINE OTHER HALF