Shrek.

OKAY I NEED HELP I DON'T KNOW IF I'M BI OR GAY

Okie, how can I help u?!

I HAVE NO IDEA

DO U THINK U WOULD DATE BOTH GENDERS?

(._.') that's a hard question

But would u tho? At separate time

No.

Then witch gender would u date?

XD

This is confusing

Agreed

so how the hell are we supposed to figure this out

Okie, do u think u would date a guy? And enjoy it? Even if it was only one day?

*me who doesn't have any feelings* uh.....

Oof, are u ace?

No I just can't feel emotions. I think I might be gay but I'm not so sure.

Okie...
... Sits ur gender if u don't mind me asking

Huh?

What's *

I thought I already told you

Yes! It just sounds like it tho!!

ye

WE FIGURED IT OUT!

yey

What's ur gender if you don't mind me asking

I think ur queer...

yeah

Oh!! Yea! I remember now!
Would u exclusively date the same gender?

maybe

What's ur gender

stfu rn

Why

just stfu or I'll spam your images

Ok, I believe ur mom binary then

HAHAHA

Ok. *get on bike*

now pEDAL!!!

*pedal*

yOU BE DOIN IT!!!!!!

Can you do this?? *takes off training wheels*

*I cri*

OH NONONONOONONONONONO *band aid*

*a band aid does not fix a huge gash*

*disinfectant spray*

*m a g i c*

ALL BETTER

Boi nu

BOI YE

Can u teach me
Also, can I call u auntie del

Sure
Sure

Ok *I cri because of yelling*

nu

anyways *hands you bike*

*tries and goes into a ditch and hits my face on a rock*

oH NO!!! ARE YOU OKEE

*takes time and hits a tree*

B R O

WWHHHHHH

NU

*empty field of grass*

Yay
Thx

First get on this bike *tRaInInG wHeElS bIkE*

THAT AUTOCORRECT FAIL DOE

Ahhhh

Want owned on auto fails?

YEA

Kk

Fucc, I don't have it anymore

OOOOOOOOOD

I MEAN OOOOOF

Boi-

My finger slipped DEAL WITH IT

Bike*

Stahp

stahp wot

He won't teach me how to ride a bike

wELL HE SHOULD

Ye

HE SHOULD

Staph yelling

im not

My dad is mean

wot

you mean mikey??? he didnt do anything

WAHHHHH

NU

Non******

-_- okay you do that

Or a gorl

OF COURSE MY MOM WOULD BE A GIRL

No, ur a gor l i assu.e

you ASSUME. GOD HAS ABANDONED US.

I'm just thinking