LIFE HACK: STICK A KNIFE WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON IT UP YOUR ASS AND THEN POUR JELLY IN IT AND YOU CAN USE YOUR CHEEKS AS BREAD AND YOU GOT A PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SANDWICH? AND THEN START CONTRACTING THE MUSCLES SO YOUR CHEEKS START MOVING BACK AND FORTH SLOWING CHEWING ON THE SANDWICH. LATER YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT THAT IS FILLED WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. AND THEN EAT THE SHIT AND SHIT IT BACK OUT AGAIN. YOU BASICALLY GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES