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*epic crash*

Breaking news!
A insane individual dressed as a helicopter pilot has crashed a helicopter into a elementary school, causing a large explosion followed by a fire!!!

Hey um chef we have a small problem. Yes charles? I may or may not have flew into a school.....

DAMN IT! You know we have toppats to worry about you flying into a school is NOT MY PROBLEM!

Even more Breaking News!!
The same insane citizen from yesterday has returned. Witnesses reported seeing him drunk with no shirt on flying a helicopter. People report him shouting on a megaphone "This is the greatest Plan!!!" while firing the helicopters machine gun.
"There was a lot of chaos and I couldn't tell what was going on." said Ted McAdams two hours after the scene.

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