Make me want to commit suicide (title is a joke don’t take this down)

Even crusaders wouldn't want to touch you with a 10 foot clown pole

Your name yourself "contentdeleter", yet the only content you delete is your own account (that sounded too mean and now I'm sorry for saying that)

Well.... he's not wrong

You're the kind of guy to blow a guitar as if it were a woodwind

You're the kind of guy to confuse a ukulele for a violin

You're the kind of guy to cut yourself with the flat of a knife blade

You're the kind of guy to pronounce English as it's spelled

You're the kind of guy to skip a spherical stone

Bruh, number 4 is the legit truth.

Wdym?

So... I would pronounce "pronounce" as prou-nown-say?

I mean you pronounce the word "English" as its spelled

I see what you did there.

You're like an onion, when i peel you theres just more dissapointment
Your roasts are like a defective onion, you try to make people cry but can't
your mom is so stupid she thinks ur beautiful