Some extra reasons:
6) I got banned by Olympian product for swearing too much.
7) Ship shap is right, I’m just some retarded motherf**ker who thinks everything is a joke.
8) my life has no meaning.
9) I’m too forgetful.
10) you guys decide.
Do not send this to ship shap or I think I’ll get banned for explaining why I am a piece of shit.