Ask or dare mammon

Bugs: why are you the way that you are?
Thomas: hahahahahhahaha hahahahahha money

Mammon: Who doesn't want all of this money? I'm the #1 billionaire in hell.

Bugs: there’s good reason you’re in hell
Thomas: money money money

Mammon: *points at thomas* You make a good point fine sir.

Thomas: ahahahhahaha money
Bugs: he is not fine... in any way whatsoever

THATS NAT MAMMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

how big is your wallet? can I see it?

Mammon: *pulls out a golden wallet, opes it, and reveals an endless void inside*

Frost: why do I see you getting put on a frying pan

Ezlo: SHHHH

Mammon: Pardon?

Frost: you look like an egg, not saying I would do that, I see my brother doing it

Mammon: Eggs are not grey last I checked.

Wave: close enough

Frost: f**k

Ezlo: Frost you jinxed him

E G G: Whomst has summoned me?

*Wave just eats egg*

Wave: no one but who cares

E G G: *reappears* No one can kill the ancient one.

*and egg gets sent to the meme realm and gets eaten there*

Frost: he isn’t returning

E G G: *gets revived again* Do you not know what being an immortal god means?

(That breaks one law of the meme realm, immorality is nothing)

(well, E G G is someone who somehow defies every law of the universe)

(So does the meme realm)

Why are you a greedy little s-

Mammon: Woah woah woah fellow, you don't even know me.

Mixmellow:are you some sort of Mr Krabs?

Mammon: Not exactly.

how much money do you have and do you ever give money to people?

Mammon: I have about over a hundred billion dollars. And no, I never give anyone anything, except my good pal lucifer.