ONCE UPON A TIME, MAMA BEAR AND PAPA BEAR FROM GOLDILOCKS WANTED A DIVORCE. THE JUDGE ASKED BABY BEAR WHO'S HOUSE HE WANTED TO LIVE WITH. HE SAID, "NOT MAMA BEAR, SHE BEATS ME. NOT PAPA BEAR, HE BEATS ME TOO. I WANNA LIVE WITH MY GRANDMA IN CHICAGO." THE JUDGE ASKS HIM IF HIS GRANDMA BEATS HIM TOO, AND HE SAYS, "OF COURSE NOT! THE CHICAGO BEARS NEVER BEAT ANYONE!"
