My shiny legendaries team for no reason

Ight ima make these
Literally none of mine are legit

Wanna battle rp?

Idk sure ig Im bored
I may have to go soon

What’s your team?

Ok let me see
I have a shiny gensect (Not legit, from wonder trade)
Shiny dragonite (actually could be legit but also wonder trade)
Regular mew (also wonder trade)
Mega evelution able charizard (Y)
shiny Agieslash (Not legit, from hacker)
Arceus (NOT LEGIT FOR SURE)

I have an arceus, just not shiny.
Go akinator!(Landorus therian)

Its not shiny either but ik its not legit
Ok come out St.petersburg (shiny dragonite)

Hehe...Use rock slide for super effective damage!

(M f**Ing smol brain)
Idk ice punch afterwards

But melmetal’s arms can extend! It does so in the anime!

How far is the question

Can’t outspeed thunder

HOw about fire blast hits first

U turn has the bonus effect of being able to switch out. Go melmetal!
(Also can we have unlimited moves for each pokemon)

(yes, I also know the uturn affect)
Ok use fire blast

But i also can do this!
Melmetal! Use thunderbolt instead!

*proceeds to mega evlove charizard as it coninues flying fast as fuk boi*

Melmetal is a very bulky boi.
Use ice punch!

*SUPER EFFECTIVEEEEEEEEE*
I think thats a faint lol
Fire moves are super effective aginst steel

But melmetal has extremely high defenses. Plus my lando-t lived an ice punch from a dragonite.
So dragonite is down?

I dont even know
Sorry Im not the best at actual stats
I prefer attack and speed
idk good question

SHI-
*lives at critical health*
also this is gonna be a battle more anime style so...
Use u-turn!

Ok then
*not very efffective cause its bug but does knock its health down cause of rock slide*

Send out your next pokemon.

Lets see
Ok charizard Go *sends out charizard*

Melmetal, use thunder punch!

He bulky but not fast, and this is naime style, f***ing fly out of the way

i have an illegitimate shiny genesect from wonder trade too lol

noticed an error so i fixed it

How did you get Shiny Landorus?

It’s probably not legit becuase i got it from the gts lol.

Oh.

i’m pretty sure only the kyurem and melmetal are legit but idc