How do I buy a pet Russian dolphin? -DERPY eyes-

Avery: Umm... you go to Russia and buy a dolphin?

Avery,do you like apple pie?

Avery: I LOVE APPLE PIE

Yays 😄🤩🥳

Avery: It my favourite dessert yummy

why do I keep smiling even when i'm in immeasurable pain?

Avery: Well there could be a number of reasons. For example you might just be trying to not show the pain as much, that's natural. (when I split my head open I genuinely sat there for a bit then got up to do something about it) Or umm... Idk if you're watching something cringe I smile until it's over

mhh.... yeah, makes sense to me

Eric: have you cried?
Shadow the faceless emo: have you burnt a candle down your fingers just so you could feel something?

I did both of them. The second one didn't work, tho

Eric: oof
Shadow: yeah

What breed are you?

Avery: I am an Australian Shepherd