Note: these are not intended for you they are only intended for 4chan neckbeards
You’re the reason God created the middle finger
If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.
You're as useless as the ueue in queue
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifegaurd
One thing we both know is that there are more genders than you have braincells
People clap when they see you. They clap their hands over their eyes
You’re as useful as the wings on a motorcycle
I’d prefer a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed