ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN!

Lux: *holding a gun* put your hands in the air because I’m going to annihilate this shitty cult of yours.

MUFFIN

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MOOFIN

Mixmellow:*bows* all hail the muffin!

Me: Oh crap, there's more of them

Cleo, June, and Karma: ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE MUFFIN!

Mixmellow:*starts doing the all hail move* all hail the muffin!

Cleo: *brings out a bag of chocolate chips* Oh, mighty muffin, please accept pur humble offering

Stickdanny:*crying cuz he almost lost Cloudy cuz of this muffin*

Blocky:w-what’s wrong Stickdanny?

StickCat: I found a green goat throwing away all the muffins we have at home-

Fireball:holy shit.

Stickdanny:*still depressed as f*

Blocky:there goes those muffins..

Sparky: yeah.. he’s going to end up shooting all the cult members.

Stickdanny:all the cult? *cries cuz Cloudy’s in the cult*

Fireball:so we got the Garfields, Clayton and now Lux against this cult...

Blocky:but.. why’s Stickdanny sad?

Fireball:he told Cloudy (AKA a member) that he helped those garfs to place bait and now he thinks she’s gonna break up with him.

Stickdanny:*still crying*

Sparky: oh jeez....

Orange: woof woof, Bloo hired me as a hitman to cause an arson on the cult.

Sparky: that’s literally the exact same thing Lux was going to do.

Orange: durrrr I was going to use him as a flamethrower but he abandoned me here, I still didn’t give up on my mission though.

Stickdanny:*still crying*

Fireball:was it a giant muffin as well?

Blocky:please don’t cry *tries to comfort*

Orange: ...wut?

Fireball:giant muffin? no?

Stickdanny:*still crying*

Blocky:no no no! *still trying to comfort*

Mucky: ?

Mucky: Ó__Ò

Stickdanny:*crying*

Fireball:it’s a long story Muck.

*he waddles over to him.*

Stickdanny:*sad*

Mucky: *looks at StickDanny* ?

Stickdanny:*still sad*

Fireball:stop crying stickman! I’m pretty sure Clayton’s plan would work..

Bloo: oh yeah, Mucks thought of joining the cult but Lux held him hostage and threatened to shoot him even though it does nothing at all.

Fireball:oh shit.

Stickdanny:*walking away sad*

*Mucky just walks in, and he was tied up.*

Lux: I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE CLOSET YOU F**KHEAD.

Fireball:the hell?

Stickdanny:*still depressed*

Lux: fine..

Fireball:thank god!

Lux: y e s .

Sparky: oh god.

Stickdanny:*cries*

Fireball:STOP IT LUX!

Orange: oh yeah.. I think I remember the giant muffin.

Bloo: s u p .

Lux: *with a machine gun* I’m killing your girl no matter what, Licorice.

Sparky: aaaand they’re both here.

Stickdanny:NOO!

Fireball:dude..

Orange: where?-

*StickCat sets a Muffin that resembles Cloudy on fire.*

StickCat: o o p s .

Stickdanny:*notices and cries some more*

Fireball:well, the giant muffin bait is somewhere. https://imgflip.com/i/4mb3sr

lol