HELLO MOTHER; MY KITTY RACE HAS EVOLVED INTO A SPECIMEN OF CAT OF WHICH CAN WALK SOLELY ON HIND LEGS AND EACH INDIVIDUAL HAS A NATURAL IQ OF 5 BILLION I ALSO CAN EASILY SHOOT SOLAR POWERED LASER BEAMS FROM MY EYES AND I ALSO HAVE A NATURAL POISONOUS COAT OF FUR THAT IF TOUCHED CAN LEAD TO A PERSON BEING MIND-CONTROLLED AND LEAD TO DEFEND MY HOME FROM INTRUDERS WHILE I EAT MY KITTY CAT FOOD