Aku: Dang it.

Wait, Aku can’t get shot.

The magic sword Jack has is the only way to kill Aku.

[It weakened Aku.]
Samurai Jack: Your reign of terror is over! *Stabs Aku with magic sword*

Aku:AAAAH! *jumps to another platform and starts morphing into an wolf and runs away*

Hex: looks like the big bad wolf is ending up like grandma!~

*nom*

Stickdanny:dear god!

Leafy: now you have to get stabbed by that sword Hex.

Hex: wait wha-

*samurai jack stabs Hex and Aku at the same time*
Stickdanny:that’s brutal.

Hex: X__X

Leafy: well at least he didn’t... make “those” noises...

Turk: what noises?

Leafy: well you see-

Sparky: sshhhhh-

Stickdanny:is it time to Coffin Dance?

Hex: oh~ put me in a coffin da-

Leafy: NO HEX NO-

Stickdanny:I THOUGHT YOUR DEAD!

Hex: sometimes I come back to life, same with Leafy.

*Samurai Jack and Aku continue to battle*
Ultimate Boi: What about the dragons?
Counter-Ultimate Boi: Crap.

Stickdanny:welp, the dragons are gonna get out and cause mayhem.
Aku:*morphs into a bird and flies away*

*Aku gets squished by the head dragon*
Jive: Uh oh......anyone have a plan?

Stickdanny:RUN!

Square: Oh no you don't. *stops Stickdanny*
Snek: We gotta fight!

Mark: uh ok, the meme army thinks this is funny

Olivia: why did I sell my brother’s castle on EBay?

Ultimate Boi: Is Aku dying?

Mark: YOU WHAT

Olivia: I regret it

Aku can only be killed with the sword Jack wields, he can’t get killed by a gun.

it weakened aku

But I don’t really think Aku can bleed at all.