Sporky.

I’m going to make sparkey

You just gave me an idea of Sparky being a Klefki.

So i’m gonna get my shiny zeraora holding a key

Okay?

Chrome: bruh

Bugs; lol
Thomas: ugly af
Bugs: shut it you egocentric idiot

Reddy: use the spork.

Sparky: n o .

*thomas is humming pleasantly to himself, meanwhile bugs’ heart stops beating*

Turk: GREEN MUSHROOM GREEN MUSHROOM-

Sparky: ..are you serious?-

*Turk pulls out a 1-Up Mushroom.*

Sparky: wait wh-

Turk: USE IT-

Sparky: okay okay jeez.

*he does that anyway.*

*bugs starts breathing again but is still unconcious*

*Reddy just brings in a bucket of water and uses it.*

*bugs sits up and coughs up blood*
Bugs: what... what the hell happened?

Sparky: you... got stabbed by your own brother.

Bugs: that little!
*he tries to get up but is too weak*
Bugs: *sighs*

*Reddy, being an idiot, throws a spork at Thomas.*

*thomas catches it*
Thomas: you’re looking at the one who was named most likely to become an athlete
Bugs: no one named you that
*trys to get up but screams in pain and lays back down again*

*Reddy just starts laughing.*

Reddy: “mOsT LiKeLy tO bEcOmE aN aThElEtE”?? Are you serious??

Bugs: he is really good at basketball... but I’m still going to kill him!
*tries to jump up but a snapping sound is heard as he screams in agony and falls back to the ground*

Sparky: leave it to me..

Reddy: TAKE THIS FIRST-

*he throws a giant spork at him.*

Sparky: ...alright then?

*bugs is bleeding a lot still and looks faint*
Thomas: ugly furry with an off brand fork

Sparky: I swear, if you call me that one more time...

Thomas: what are you gonna do goat f**ker?

*and then he starts running towards him and is about to hit him with the giant spork.*

*thomas just side steps, sending sparky crashing into the ground*
Thomas: in basketball you need quick reflexes, which clearly, dumb furries don’t have

*he just stands on all fours and starts running towards Thomas.*

*Thomas just stands there until the last second, In which he fakes a jump and spins to the side, missing the attack*
(Also I think lolgamer’s favorite word is rape)

Thomas: I’m just too quick for ya

Lux: well I sure am on fire.

Turk: bro.

Lux: no really, I am.

Turk: WHAT THE-

Thomas: pffft now you smell like you look. Rotting flesh
Bugs: uhh
*he faints on the spot, but he’s still breathing and everything*

Sparky: no one cares about your bullshit TOMBOY.

Reddy: what did you just call him-

Thomas: bruh it’s quite obvious I’m a guy

*he basically just starts spinning around with the spork.*

Thomas: honestly you and lux are great together... Because you two are so ugly that no one else would want you!
*bugs makes an effort to get up but just screams in pain again*

*he just growls.*

Thomas: pffft furry!
Bugs: idiot!
*tries to stand up, but lets out an agonized shriek and falls down, gasping for breath*

Sparky: like I care?

*Lux just sighs and basically heals Bugs.*

Lux: I’m so sick of all the go***mn screaming.

Turk: there’s more over there-

Bugs: thanks lux...
*hes still a bit week*
Bugs: I think I need to rest
Thomas: No one likes you

Lux: you son of a bi-

Thomas: oh I would look in the mirror before you say that

*he basically just does the Pokémon move Double Team.*

Thomas: ugh now I have to look at more ugly furries
*bugs is just laying on the ground, groaning in pain*

Sparky: do I look blind to you?-

Thomas: you think lux is hot so yeah I do think you are

*they all give the middle finger while Turk tries to find something to heal Bugs.*

Thomas: retarded GAY furry

Sparky: do you want me to stab you with this?

Bugs: that won’t be necessary
Thomas: thank you bodyguard
Bugs: I’m not your damn bodyguard
Thomas: servant
Bugs: oh no you didn’t just say that

Reddy: oh shit-

*bugs punches Thomas in the face*
Thomas: ow
*thomas tries to punch bugs back, but he has a knife in his hand because he’s an idiot and stabs bugs in the chest*
Bugs: oh-
*bugs falls to the ground, twitches once, and then lays still*
Thomas: *gasps* meh he was a defective servant anyway

Sparky: WHAT THE F**K!? IS HE OKAY!?

*a trail of blood leaks from his chest and he isn’t breathing*
Thomas: who cares

*he just tries to commit Defibrillation on him by electrocuting him with his hands.*

*bugs twitches but still isn’t breathing*

Sparky: ...

*thomas is just randomly etching something into a tree with the knife*