Alabama problems

Is that a mutated alabamer baby?

maybe, oh god now im visioning it

Noice!😃

Wtf?

welcome to surlykong memes. you might be new to these.

I’m scared

Dip your victim into boiling water. This will help separate the skin from the muscle. You then want to take a super sharp knife and cut into them. Not too deep though. If you do it too deep you’ll start to draw blood and if you’re doing this constantly and they will bleed out and die before you finish. Now once you’ve gotten a flap of skin take your knife and tap where it is peeling away and pull the skin at the same time. Make sure your environment is around 98°. This will help keep your victim from dying of hypothermia. Oh and make sure that they’re tied down pretty good so I can’t get away or move at all

got it

Cut open the bottom of a cup and put needles where you cut the hole has them sticking upwards towards the top. Make sure the needles are sticking in towards the center a little bit Put their hand through the bottom Hole and then attach the cup to a table where you have them laid out. Spread there arms and lags out and put the needle trap on their feet too. Or you can tie them up so that they are hanging by there wrists and create tension by tying down their feet. That is the easier way to go but the needle trap one is a lot more fun

Lmao

yeah and if i show this to zacattacc he be scared too. i get scared when i look deeper in surlykong69 memes. you dont want to know what memes there are when you go deeper

Break his knees

Boil his teeth

Good, now skin him

Yah but at lest I know how to skin someone. Do you want me to teach you?

Are the people in the picture related