DAD: GET A LIFE; ME: I DO HAVE A LIFE; DAD: NO YOU DON'T! YOU'RE A COLLEGE DROPOUT! DAD: GIVE ME THAT!!! ME: *TAKES MY PHONE AND ITS CHARGER.*; ALSO ME: *RUNS WITH PHONE AND IT'S CHARGER TO NEAREST SUBWAY TRAIN STATION WITH FREE WIFI AND POWER OUTLETS.*; DAD: YOUR A DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME!