I'm not getting the joke! can you clarify the reading order required for this meme to make sense, thanks.

i've tried reading in the order shown in green and the order shown in red ...neither makes any sense and neither appears to serve as a punchline

Then i thought, maybe you did the meme deliberately without a punchline, because you thought it would be ironic? but then again, the only irony in the meme is that it's a marxist who claims to have "bought" something and is now "giving it away"

Anything you can spare to shed some light on this would be much appreciated