Ask or dare lucifer

I dare you to try and enter Heaven

Lucifer: Well, maybe my buddy god will let me in there. After all I was his secretary before he banished me to hell.

*a few moments later*

Lucifer: HE F**KING KICKED ME OUT AGAIN!!!

Stickdanny:yo Lucifer, I dare you to kidnap Esper!

Lucifer: Why do you want me to kidnap someone?

Stickdanny:actually, nevermind about that... I dare you to uh... read the Bibble?

Lucifer: *rememers how s**t he thinks the bibble is* Ok what does this esper look like?

Stickdanny:*sweats* I said never mind about that! *runs*

Lucifer: Ok? Anyone else willing to give me a dare?

Stickling:uh... I dare you to burn Funny Man to death?

Funny man: *burns to death*

Lucifer: Done.

Funny man: *respawns somewhere else*

Stickling:thank you, he kinda deserved it for making bad splatoon puns.

Lucifer: Why did that one stickman want me to kidnap someone in the first place?

Stickdanny:i exactly don’t know.
Stickling:ok...

Dare you to kiss satan

Lucifer: What?

Kiss satan.
Give the devil a bug fat kiss

Lucifer: *sends you to the fiery pits of hell* No.

Flamy: ah, fire. Fun for a flareon
Fade: dew it

Lucifer: no

Fade: that wasn't a question

Lucifer: I'm not going to kiss anyone.

Fade: fine. Then steal Satan's horns

Lucifer: Sure *rips satan's horns off*

Satan: OW, WTF MAN!!!

Lucifer: Don't ask.

Fade: now hand them to me. *Smirks*

Lucifer: Ok? *gives the horns*

Fade: thanks.

Lucifer: What do you need them for?

Nighthaze: well, he needs them for a bet he lost

Big****