please join me in prayer for them, and everyone else who is being so brave right now in the face of these tragedies. I love you

I'm not religious so I'm not gonna pray but I know how you feel

im not religious either but im gonna pray anyways...maybe itll at least help some

also thank you

How do you pray? I actually don't know how to pray please take me seriously.

I will...i dont judge...there's really no way to do it...basically you just put your hands together, bow your head, close your eyes, and then you just talk to god and hope that he hears you...

Nah don't worry. Sharkpedo knows rain dance, in case anything goes wrong,

mmk...cool

Yeah. I've got a lot of pokemon that I don't use and I don't know what to do with them.

haha...i could help

Okay, I'm going to list all the pokemon that I don't use.

Anorith
Beedrill
butterfree
Goldeen
Omanyte
Plusle
Psyduck
Remoraid
And tentacool.

ok......omanyte...hes just there....xd..psyduck is a hypnotism pokemon, beedrill is a poison pokemon, goldeen doesnt REALLY do much but has a hidden ability of electrocution, remoraid is a sniper, tentacool is a poison pokemon, anorith doesnt do much but has extreme battle armor cause hes a rock pokemon, butterfree is a flying pokemon so it is good for travel but not much else, and plusle is an electric pokemon which means that he also has a hidden ability of electrocution and is really hekkin adorable!!!

did that help any?

Yeah that helped but they're all underleveled and can be KOed. Can you adopt one of them?

sure! ill adopt plusle

Okay. *hands you the pokemon ball plusle in it*

thank uuuu

ye

meep....u want to start trainin them

k

coolio

Ye so plusle is underleveled and my pokemon can one shot 'em so I guess we'll have to get another pokemon out to train. *takes out tentacool* yeah you should do it.

ok...cool....tentacool is good...ok...so you see these spikes on his arm? *picks up one of its arms and shows u these little spikes on the bottom of his arm* yeah. so these are what eject its poison when he's battling but you gotta train him a lot to get him to eject the poison...cause its a special move...so we should do that first and then we can train its special move.

He already knows poison sting.

oop......hmm...what else can we train...hold up...ill check his special abilities

his special ability is lightning rod

kk

Okay I did it. Now, how do we know if god is a boy?

idk.....

oh.

ye lol

I guess I won't be using the term "BURN IT IN HOLY FIRE" around you that much.

oop....no...u can...im not christian...im actually

agnostic theist (if u dont know what that means look it up😉)

Well fires are a reason why you wanted us to pray right?

true.....

lol

Yeah so now what

idk lol

(you do know how big a raichu is, right?)
Um....

in my beautiful dream he iz smol ok???

okay okay okay. So Typho here was my first pokemon.

cool! where is he? *typho runs into room knocking stuff over* oh! hello!

Typho is a she.... (and don't try to pick her up, typholosions are REAL big.)

oop...no..ik...i wouldnt....if shes knocking stuff over...hehhehheeeeehhh

You might want to be careful, because every week I take them outside to train and every week the house catches on fire. Every time I let Growler use Fire Fang, bellsprout (who I only use to train with) will jump out of the way and Growler will bite the house instead and yeah.

oh man...okkkk....well...i might be able to help you know...i like minecraft and stuff but i also happen to be a BIT of a pokemon trainer

can i crash at ur house for a couple days...ur sibling broke my rib and my leg and i have to stay off it for a few weeks...doctor halfwhits orders

Oh sure, just don't go into the basement. There's a creeper spawner there.

ok then...OwO...lol...*has one of ur siblings drive me to ur house*

*arrives*...thanks for the ride bro! *fist bumps penguin* *penguin squawks* *penguin drives off* Hey! you forgot that i cant stand!!! *rocks back and forth* whoah whoah waaaauuugghh!!! *faceplants on ur driveway* ouch....

Let's see here, uh, I can't pick you up. I've got pokemon, let's see if they can help. *a shiny chesnaught walks by* oh hi Chester. Can you, uh, help? *chester yeets you into the house* BOI, that's not what I meant.

XD lololololol....*oof* *lands on ur couch face down* uuurrrgghhh....*stars spin around my head* *tries to sit up* *throws up* *tries again* *succeeds* SERIOUSLY BRO???!!!??? COME ON!!! IM DISABLED HERE U DORK!!!xd

*walks in* Sorry, I should know not to let level sixty pokemon near you. But this ain't even my strongest pokemon. Here's the team. Chompers(sharkpedo),typho(typholosion my strongest pokemon), you've met Chester, Jolt (jolteon), Bolt (raichu), and Growler(growlithe).

lol...cool! oh! theres bolt! *bolt runs over to me and jumps into my lap* awwww

You're welcome.

uwu

So yeah you've got a plusle now. And you're stuck on my couch because you can't stand up. Wow.

oop...sorry lol

nah it's alright. This just feels really surreal.

lol..k

ye

xd

REALLY surreal.

lol...EYUP!!!