Southpaws are evil.

I don't know. How much do you desire to crush the hopes and dreams of southpaws? How far are you willing to go to oppress them?

I need references from at least two lefties who you've hurt the feelings of. 😏

no they arent

dont disrespect lefties

I married one, I got permission to throw shade.

Poor lefties :(

Why do you hate southpaws

Because they are full of black magic and treachery.

Also, possibly spiders. I'm not 100% on that one though, so it's still just a working hypothesis.

No they aren't. I know a southpaw and they are really nice.

I married one and I think she tries to kill me with a high-cholesterol diet and lots of manual labor around the house.

Yeah. One southpaw. ONE!

Well I know another one. She's also very nice. There are lots of nice southpaws out there.

You're making that up.

Nobody knows TWO lefties and survives! That's simply too much concentrated evil for someone to bear.

It would be equivalent to AT LEAST four gingers...

How does the hand you write with affect you in any way

I'd say the person in the original meme was pretty affected.

Yeah like how does it affect your personality

Did you miss the bit about the black magic and spiders!?

You made that up, sinistrophobe

If you were a spider, wouldn't you hide inside the heart of a southpaw?

It makes total sense.

No.

People that are left handed are not evil idiot

They're worse than evil idiots, they're evil masterminds!

Left handed people are not evil, idiot
Forgot the comma

It must've gotten rubbed away.

You know, by your hand.

Because it drags across the page.

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The meme, man! The whole joke of the meme is how lefties rub off all the graphite when they write in pencil!

Oh

Shut up lefty hater