Ash is so cute though, so I let her stay.

Ash was bored cause he cant go out and catch pokemon due to quarentine

XD

Ash be horny

You are lucky, I used to have a cat named hopper that my mom found outside, but we had to give her away cause she had kittens. And now me and my mom are allergic to cats so ye

oh, i'm so sorry. When our cats Soot and Ash had kittens we kept them and gave away their kittens. Then we spayed them.

It's ok

Lol

My cat watches my teacher talk

moine is right next to me, i'm in a meeting right now.

Oh lol

i'm out now

Yey

this is my other cat, Astrid.

OoOoOo your cat is so cute

yeah

Your cat must be soft and floofy

the floofiest

Omg so floofy must be huggable

veri hugabel (spelt wrong on urpose)

Is so floofy and soft and adorable eeek I wanna hug your cat

She's very lovey-dovey

Omg must be sooooo amazing to have a pet

I have 4

That's a lot they must be very cute

it's not really, but it's great yeah

She is so cuteeee

like yoooouuuuuuuu

You tooooooo :)

:3

:3

Kiss

Not until she's ready, but I'm also not either

Awww

right?

^-^

look at this floooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

FLOOOOOOOOF

Lol

Ur cat must be cute

Well ash left. I have Astrid next to me right now

UwU noice

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

:D

my cat is a girl, all of my cats are.

She be horny

She's not horny, she's just lovey.

She be lovely

She do be lovey doe

She do be lovely doe

She do be like dat doe

You own my main
My alt owns you

Oooooh, nice

what county?

okay, delete those comments, that's personal info.

...

this isn't funny.

Ik

Thought you called 911?

like i said I rethought it.

Alright then. But I ate 15 handfuls and drank no water

You're an idiot, a f**king idiot, you know that?

Yes

I'm going offline, tell me if you're not dead.

Ok

YOU AND YOUR F**KING DARES, god dammit Flamy what am I supposed to do?

You called 911 when will they get here. I'm impatient

I didn't

Damnnit

CALL THEM YOURSELF, WTF?

I want my hot nurse

call her retard.

Nu

this is a lie, I know it is.

I'm not faking I swear on my dad's grave

I want a hot nurse

I wouldn't do that to you, buddy. uuuummmmmmmm, go steal me a pudding cup from another user.

Yes ma'am

thanks :3

*gives you halfwhitmemes puffing cup*

:D
get me a spoon please.

*gives you crabhighpriests spoon*

*eats pudding*
*promptly pukes it up*
MOTHER OF GOD, I DON'T THINK THAT WAS PUDDING...

It was shit, sorry. I didn't know

It's okay.
*chugs seventeen bottles of Oxyclean*

K.

He stole my spoon TwT

Well it's covered in shit now, you can have it back.
*continues chugging OxiClean*

Lololololololololololololol

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*drinks bleach and eats hand sanitizer*

*breaks away from oxiclean* good thinking
*eats soap flakes and hand sanitizer like cereal*

I ate hand sanitizer IRL

i think you're lying.

Get to a hospital.

No I don't want to

0-0 Nvm you can keep it 0-0

*Nods*

I'll just go-

*thumbs up*

*Backs away slowly*

About what? Im not lying. I puked after about 15 handfuls

i rethought it, I think you're lying.

I ain't lying.

My friend did it too

well now YOUR best friend is about to die, see how it feels.

He isn't my best friend. We also commited crimes on the bus

I was sent home and the principle knew in about 2 minutes that I puked

you go***mn idiot, why did you do it?

Cuz my friend was doing it and another kid dared me

why the F**K did you do that? are you dumb!?

No, I'm not dumb. I'm retarded

SEEMS LIKE IT. What am I going to do with you?

Flamy this is a joke right?

Nope