Bloo: what’s your favorite SCP so far?

MTF: 939

D-class: murder dog.

Bloo: well that’s a pretty cute SCP-

Mucky: wha-

I want one of you to cough in front of scp-049.

MTF: I’ll do it this time, you had the staring contest with 096.

D-Class: fine.

*walks in to 049’s chamber, coughs, and walks out closing the door*

049: was that faked?

MTF: no?

Okay, that was weird.

What would either of you guys do if you saw scp 173 with a 096 picture on his face?

MTF: as long as we don’t stare at 096 directly we should be fine.

D-class: we could also always walk to the other side of 173.

Oh, why didn't I think of that?

You guys see spy vs spy and think it was an SCP?

D-class: eh, sometimes.

MTF: they look similar to the plague doctor. I’ll give them that.

Butter: It seems you have been through chaos *chuckles* would you care to have a cup of tea to calm you two down?
Accept the tea?
[Yes] [No]

MTF: Chaos? What Chaos?

D-Class: sure

[The teacups are handed out to them as Butter smiles]
Butter: enjoy

Wave: do a staring contest with 096

Frost: NO

MTF: ah yes, D E A T H.

D-Class: my time to shine.

*heads in*

Wave: :)

D-class: sorry about this 096, but staring contest mode,
A C T I V A T E

*Outside*

MTF: alright, let’s just hope he doesn’t—

*Screaming coming from 096*

*MTF Opens the door while D-class runs through it*

D-class: I f**king blinked. Damn it.

*096 is currently attempting to break down the door*

Wave: death penalty for you

Frost: no

*096 calls down as they move to a different floor*

*And wave starts a staring contest with 096*

*096 attempts to attack wave*

Wave: :)

*096 is still attempting to attack wave*

Wave: this is dumb

Calms*

(No, I literally just got back online)

I’ll answer all these at a reasonable hour sometime tomorrow. It’s 11:15 on a school night