New oc. Pyra, Esper's older sister

Cool!

Sunny: Heya!

Pyra: Hello.

Sunny: You new here?

Pyra: Yep, sure am.

Sunny: Well welcome. This is the Oc stream, the hub for all things original characters. We've got child-eating dragons, heartbroken humans, and fun-loving Pinlos. Please take some time to get to know people, I'll be here to help you! Any questions?

Pyra: Interesting.

Akira: glorifying your species is a shit move because they-

Ezlo: calm down you absolute idiot

Sunny: Well you f**k RIGHT off because I didn't ask for your input.

Akira: I DIDNT ASK FOR YOURS

Skyira: Shut up before you meet your dad

Akira: please don’t.....

Skyira: and that’s how you shut the Dorito up

Sunny: noted.

Skyira: or you can actually bring her Dad which will probably kill us all

Akira: >:(

Sunny: Hmmm..

Skyira: and you can use him against Bla-

Akira: SHUT UP

Bloo: wha-

Akira: shut up you chonk

Bloo: I’m not chonk, I’m just EXTRA THICC.

Lux: please stop.

Akira: thanks to you I have cancer

Luxey (don’t ask why): is it because I’m a girl now?

Bloo: nah, y’all can’t handle my THICCNESS.

Pineapple: Blaze is more thicc that Bloo

Wave: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND

Frost:.....

*Bloo just slaps Hex’s ass.*

Bloo: she ain’t alone.

Hex: 0//__//0

Cryo: I may have gotten Eye Herpes from that.

Ezlo: All of the evil gods are thicc TBH

Akira: I NEED KEMO

Bloo: Albin is also THICC.

Cryo: dude, I’m serious, stop.

Sunstorm: Kedrei is a black hole so he is So Thicc

King Wave: next time you mention me, add king in front of my name

Ezlo: no

Bloo: King Wave is very THICC.

Bloo: no.

King Wave: thank you

Frost: tell me that was an Insult

Ezlo: .....why

Bloo: YALL ARE THICC.

Luxey: I’m getting very uncomfortable....

You forgot drunk italian skeletons

Sunny: And drunk italian skeletons

*happy drunk italian skeleton noises*

Squarey:hello Pyra, I’m Squarey, your younger sister Esper was telling me all about you.

Pyra: Oh, you know my little sister?

Squarey:yep.
Stickdanny:everyone knows Esper.
Fireball:hello.

Pyra: Hiya.

Mixmellow:hi ms. I’m Mixmellow, that’s Esper’s boyfriend Fireball.
Fireball:*blushes* I was supposed to tell her that.
Blocky:and I’m Squarey’s young brother

Pyra: Wait, my lil sis got herself a boyfriend?

Fireball:yeah... and that’s me.

Pyra: I'm so proud of her.

Stickdanny:me too.
Fireball:oh you guys, your making me blush.
Iceball:I’m just gonna walk away.

Pyra: So how is it being with her?

Fireball:good.

Pyra: That's great to hear. She must love you very much. So what kind of things have youu been doing with her?

Fireball:uh...
Stickdanny:he was kissing her and gave her a flower

Pyra: Well I'm glad to hear my sis has a boyfriend who's been taking great care of her.

*gets drunk* *incomprensible Italian noises* *passes out*

Pyra: So, are you actually my uncle in disguise?

Stickdanny:he’s some Fre- I mean Italian sans.

Actually, I now gave my oc a remodel so now it's more Italian. It took me one hour TwT

Ok

Fireball:thank you.

Pyra: Well I heard you 2 went rock climbing recently and, that sounded like it was interesting.

Yeah, I was there. I"climbed" the rock like three times

Fireball.yep. I was holding on the rope for Esper.
Stickdanny:...

Pyra: Well I heard that some *thinks about when esper told her about the rock climb in a text* questionable things happened. And she told me she almost died a few times,

Fireball:yeah... that was the weirdest rock climb ever.

Pyra: Well we both have to deal with our drunk uncle's usual bulls**t, so basically weird stuff always happens to our family I guess.

Mixmellow:yeah, and me, Fireball, and some others have to deal with Weenie Burger’s perverted idioticity, and sometimes some drunk OCs too.
Fireball:yeah, weird things happen to us too.
Weenie Burger:hey guy-

uuhh...interesting

Pyra: Oh this must be the perverted guy she told me about.

Stickdanny:yeah.. he always tries to ask what color is her underw- NOT GONNA SAY IT!
Fireball:basically he wants to tell me the color because we’re dating even though I don’t want to know.
Mixmellow:yeah, he’s a perv alright

Pyra: Yep/

Weenie Burger:I kindly to ask what color is yo-
*stickdanny ducktapes Weenie Burger’s mouth*
Stickdanny:this perv tries to ask that stupid question over and over again. *throws in bin*
Fireball:sorry that you had to see that Pyra.

Pyra: I've seen worse.

Fireball:ok.

Pyra: Well other than that, has my sis had any other problems like that?

Stickdanny:the admiral tried to kill Esper, but she ended up with a broken leg for a while, some robots kidnapped her and tried to kill her. And some other stuff

Pyra: Well other than that, I already know enough about that.

Cryo: someone tried to shoot her sports bra.

Fireball:other than Funny Man annoying me, Esper and many more.
Stickdanny:oh yeah, that idiot of a stickman

... Did I miss something when I was drunk?

*yeets a molotov at weenie burger*

Pyra: Oh and I heard some ice jerk tried to kill her.

Yup. I talked to him in my pizzeria. He should behave now

Fireball:your right about that.
Stickdanny:he did more than try to kill, he tried to undress her too.
Mixmellow:and tried to take her away from fireball

Pyra: How does any of this happen?

Fireball:i exactly don’t know how or why.
Stickdanny:Iceball has one chance left anyway

Pyra: Why did he want to undress her?

Stickdanny:*points to weenie burger* he told him to do it.

Pyra: Always has to be him, doesn't it?

Fireball:yep, he’s a perv.
Weenie Burger:*rips off the tape* I JUST WANTED TO TELL FIREBALL THE COLOR OF HER UNDERWEAR!
Stickdanny:*kicks the trash can with Weenie burger in it* he doesn’t want to know you creep.

Bloo: it’s the color of your short pen-

Elder: BURGERS DON’T HAVE THOSE.

Weenie Burger:objects that have arms and legs don’t have a dick either.

Pyra: hopefully he'll stop for now.

Fireball:yeah.

*yeets a molotov to weenie burger*

I dunno. Cuz he's a perv?

Pyra: So what now?

Stickdanny:*shrugs*