Hi, yes me is child

Well this is a child hunter stream, so you’re gonna get eaten

*pulls out child from sack* I actually managed to get this one alive. You can have them.

Ok
*reaches into large sack and pulls out dead child*
Here ya go
Hope it’s ok that it’s dead

I’ll accept it

Ok
Enjoy your hunting
Walks away while loading SMG

me:"puts dead child on the hunting table"
also me: i work for free
"Walks away while reloading shotgun"

Ummm
Ok thanks
*sets fire in indoor fire pit and starts chopping up child*
Feel free to comeback later and have some

"puts another child on the table with a knife in its head"
Me: were eating good tonight

Yup
I’ll get more fire wood