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BEHOLD:; THE MOST USELESS DRAGON IN SWITCH WARS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Leafy: amateur.
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Ice: what is sex?
Bugs: who taught her that word?
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Bugs: stop it she’s a month old
*ice looks confused*
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Frigid: look who’s talking, you’re basically a power bar for hex
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Leafy: how-
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Frigid: you are so naive...
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Leafy: wh-
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Frigid: he’s not your friend! He literally eats you alive. How the hell do you not see that?!
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bugs: he seems to get along fine with me
Frigid: wait what?
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Ezlo: are the two-

Frost: NO
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*frigid finds E*
E: oh no
*frigid kicks him into space*
E: what was the point of that?
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Blaze: Frigid, you have copied me in every way possible
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Frigid: how?
*flashback to when she begged black nightmare for her own realm*
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Blaze: you know how
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Frigid: no I don’t!
*In her head she does*
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Blaze: liar
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Frigid: you copied me!
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Blaze: I’m older than you so you did it first
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Frigid: I didn’t know you existed remember? I’m from another time line retard
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Blaze: ice is a rip-off of ruby, so you probably know what happened to ice
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*frigid bites blaze’s neck*
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*Blaze teleports away*
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*frigid pursues her*
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*Blaze teleports again*

(Ice can talk)

June: so... what exactly did you do to get here
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Ice: I don’t know. I want my mommy
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June: who is your mom?

Blaze: FRIGID YOU ARE A BITCH THAT NEVER DESERVED EXISTENCE
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Ice: mommy never got to teach me to fly
*ice tries to fly but falls on her face*
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Frost: go to that cliff and jump off and flap your wings
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*ice doesn’t learn to fly but falls in a heap at the bottom*
Ice: I didn’t fly adopted mommy!
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Ice: it doesn’t work that way i don’t think
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Frost: it actually does

June: she is right
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Ice: uh-ok
*she jumps off a cliff and starts frantically flapping*
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Frost: phew

June: I hope she dies
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Frigid: neither do you!
Ice: frigid is my mommy
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June: no, you will not see her

*June teleports herself and ice out*

Blaze: I think they left
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Ice: what’s a retard?
Bugs: she is literally a month old
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Frost: I will end you

June: rude slur
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Bugs; chill frost, she has showed no signs of aggression like her mother so far
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Frost: if she does I will get Wave
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Ice: umm I used to eat rodents but I can change
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June: like what exactly do you want because you don’t have to change
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Ice: c-can’t breathe
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Frost: cough the rabbit up and I’ll stop
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*ice spits out the rabbit*
*her belly growls*
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*June sets some McDonald’s down*
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*ice eats it*
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(If she swallowed it whole Frost chokes her)
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Ice: a rabbit
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*June gets a rabbit and sets it on the ground*
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*ice eats it but cringes*
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June: how do you not like McDonald’s
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Ice: I’m just not used to it
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June: ok, fair point
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Ice: where is my mommy?
Frigid: good
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June: I am adopting you

Frost: your adopted
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Ice: what’s an adopted?
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June: someone else is your parent

Frost: you are a retard
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Reddy: it means your parent isn’t a real parent, basically your parents didn’t have *** to get you.
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Bugs: if she is raised by someone with sense she won’t
Ice: I’m hungry
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June: what do you want?

Frost: make her a vegetarian and I won’t get Wave
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*ice whimpers and retreats*
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June: what food do you want Ice?
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Ice: what’s a vegetarian?
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*Frost slaps Ice across the face*

June: HEY, CALM DOWN
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Frigid: no...
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Blaze: you know you keep copying me, and that your child is gonna die again

*June is where ice is at*

June: hey...
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*ice tilts her head in confusion*
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June: you know that we are in Blaze, right?

Blaze: and I hope you enjoy your kid getting digested again
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Frigid: I will kill you!
*she jumps at blaze and starts attacking her with her claws*
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Blaze: wow
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Frigid: are what two what?
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Frost: it was are Olly and Wave cousins, they are
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Frigid: doubtful...
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Creo: they are

Ezlo: oh no...
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Frigid: no I know they i are I meant it’s doubtful that that’s what they were talking about
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Ezlo: that makes no sense idiot
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Frigid: why would frost say no?
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Frost: because I don’t wanna talk about it
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Frigid: hmmmmm
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K.S: do you know where Olly is at?

Ezlo: don’t answer or I’ll dress you up as Olly
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Frigid: I don’t know where the hell olly is now f**k off
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*K.S gets Ice but Wave quickly takes Ice*

Wave: no

*he leaves*

K.S: your child will die
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Frigid: wave! Give her back!
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Wave: no

K.S: you deserved it
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Frigid: urgh!
*she starts chasing wave and smacks K S out of the way while she is chasing him*
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*Wave was in the meme realm*

K.S: Æugh
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Bugs: frigid can be an idiot sometimes but you two are being complete monsters
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Wave: who cares

Akira: bitch
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Black nightmare: it’s true
Frigid: shut it
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Wave: besides you copied Blaze in every way possible, you even ripped off ruby

Akira: I hope ice is dead
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Ice: mommy! Mommy help!
Frigid: ice!
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Wave: WHAT DID YOU DO

Akira: I enjoy suffering

Wave: shut up you clone of black nightmare
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*ice whimpers and backs away from wave*
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*Wave just eats Ice*

Wave: her name has always been right
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Frigid: shut up
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Wave: who asked

Akira: e
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Black nightmare: this is true
Frigid: shut up nightmare
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Wave: it is true
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Frigid: can you hear me ice?!
Ice: mommy?
Frigid: yes! It’s me! Just hang in there
Frigid: hiyaaaaa!
*she stabs wave in the gut with a huge icicle*
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*Right before that, Wave teleported*

Ezlo: let the kid die because this is an infinite loop

Ruby: I believe that the same thing will happen to me for existing
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Bugs; ooh I’m really offended. Where’d you learn those comebacks? 5 minute crafts?
Frigid; that was a terrible insult
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Akira: at I have some friends

Wave: I want this dragon to die already

Akira: I’m gonna make this worse

(Ice can talk now)
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Frigid: no one cares you knock off black nightmare
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Wave: Blaze knockoff

Akira: that’s a fact
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Frigid: I’m not gonna let my daughter die
Ice: mommy! It’s too hot in here! I can’t breathe!
Frigid: I’m coming!
*she lets out a flurry of jabs with an icicle*
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*Wave teleports before it again*

Akira: I can warp reality if I wanted to
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Frigid: you literally killed her yesterday wave! Give her a break!
*ice nuzzles wave in greeting because it has essentially become routine*
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Akira: just to piss you off, ice can speak now

*and Wave rips off Ice’s leg*
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*frigid is crying again*
*ice howls again*
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Wave: cute reaction

Akira: ikr

Ezlo: oh dear....
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Frigid: shut it wave
Dad bot: I will not tolerate this language
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Wave: I have no idea if that excuse of a child is alive
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*ice whines and scratches at wave’s stomach*
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*Wave teleports to where Frigid is at*

Akira: ........
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Dad bot: I will not tolerate this language
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*Wave just eats dad bot*

Akira: you ate your uncle
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*ice howls in his stomach*
Frigid: sh-shes In you? You creep! You monster
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Wave: fit pitcher

Akira: lol

Ezlo: how is that funny?

Akira: because it is
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Ice: please don’t hurt me mr
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Wave: no; and why are you speaking

*he rips off another leg*

Akira: Wave I can help you
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Ice: ouch. That hurt
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Akira: bruh

*She makes it where ice can’t speak anymore and she will scream at pain*
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*ice makes one last feeble attempt to escape, before being digested*
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Akira: Frigid is a terrible excuse for a Blaze clone
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*ice screeches and starts crying. She burrows her head into wave’s side looking for comfort*
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*Wave rips a wing off*

Wave: don’t touch me
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Frigid: ewww get away dumb bee
*she smacks him with her tail*
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Turk: THANK YOU! HE WAS THE REASON WHY I HAVE MELISSOPHOBIA!
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Frigid: I’m surrounded by idiots
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K.S: tell me
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Leafy: you are the most annoying insect I’ve ever seen.
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Olivia: yep, he keeps trying to kill me as a punishment for my brother

Frost: WHAT!
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*frigid just stays quiet*
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K.S: I will kill Ice
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Dad bot: this is not ok
Frigid: that guy sucks
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Wave: it’s ok for everyone else
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(Ok)
Frigid: I haven’t eaten in months and I’m starving but still...
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Wave: then go eat something if you are

Ruby: hell naw
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Frigid: whenever I try someone stops me
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Ruby: this time it’s predicted to be Kedrei

Wave: ?

Akira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Frigid: wave is a glutton
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Wave: SHUT. I haven’t eaten in a week
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Frigid: f**k it
*she randomly just eats a town of humans*
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*Kedrei teleports in front of earth*

Ruby: I told you so

*Akira leaves*

Ezlo: oh shit

*Ice magically comes back to life only to be eaten by Blaze this time*

Ezlo: I HATE THIS
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Frigid: you literally ate ice yesterday
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(It’s been a while since he did that)
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*frigid eats ruby*
Frigid: fair
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*Ruby teleports*

Ruby: no
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