I guess roast me

I’d roast you but I can’t pick what to roast about you

That makes sence, there to many things people could roast about me

I’m bad at roasting

Me too

😓

Sense*

Or roast my original characters cause that will be basically the same thing

You're so stupid you cant even spell "too" right(lmao I'm joking!!! But seriously it's spelled "too" and not "to")

I know, I'm just really bad at spelling

I prefer not to fraternise with failed abortions, no thanks.
(I'm sorry I love you [platonically] you're a great friend)

havent heard that one yet, creative

Actually, a lot of people use the failed abortion roast.

Well I havent heard/seen it being used before

Oof

I’m very annoying. They’re like “ooh very creative”, and I’m over here like:

lol

Yay

Ye

Your mom did not know the difference between your butt and your face when you were born

Also u r awesome this is a roast and pls don't take offense

Good roast

whats ur iq

Higher then yours

great can you teach me grammar, math, reading, and 1+1

Idk haven't found out yet, probrably really low, like lower than almost anyone

I would, but I don’t like the smell of burning shit

Good one

Yea